12% of the anonymous posts in this forum which appear to lambaste Mr. Wu were actually posted by Mr. Wu.

Merlin Monroe?

I always pictured Merlin as a bearded person.

Did your Gram have a beard?

+1 Internets for you sir.

Here, have some chicken.

Dice Holdings sucks the big hairy meatball.

Dice Holdings sucks ass.

This sounds like the prequel to Sword Art Online.

an while we hea mah brutha, how we be gets rid dis video bites bool sheeit?

nigga pleez now all yall have done went an lost yall wig

fuck yo poll nigga

how we be disable dis?

I don't like the world wide web.

It sounds spidery.

Russia is wrapped in a chicken inside a duck.

TurPutin

Fuck.

Now we have to give the homeless planets (mostly the dark planets) some sort of EBT so they have enough weed money left, after the rent, to go to the Littel-Wayn-eVerse..

THIS.

Was using a TI-99 4A until 1991.

Had a few better machines (Atari 800XL and a C64) but kept coming back to the TI.

Graphics were a loss (remapping ASCII character bitmaps? orly?) but the handling of data in a program was so simple and beautiful, even using tape. Fond memories.

Now everything gets Linux on it. Architecture? Meh. Works on everything.

More powerful, more usable.

But not nearly as much fun.

God I miss 80's computing.

No, I meant uber.

You can never let the subhumans know that they are subhuman.

Celebrate their every achievement with praise.

Hel-lo
De-troit steel mill worker
Let me thank you for your time
You work a 40-hour week for a living
Just a sendin' on down the line

What you aren't seeing in the OP's intent is this:

Even alliances are done with the potential benefit of each certain individual in the mind of each certain individual.

Morons use people as a short-term source of benefit.

Brilliant people realize that there is value in the collective, in the form of burger flippers and shelf stock people and other ubermensch.

All roads lead to Rome.

You are beautiful and brilliant.