M$ still sucks ass!

whatcouldpossiblygowrong. Shit, I ain't gonna let a mouse fuck my wife, be it having my testicle or not!

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole There's a hole There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck There's a speck There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

Now take a look at my ability set! I can do: eating, drinking, sleeping and having sex! take that you old soft Dickinson! MUHAHAHA

That's so average-joe, everybody can do those!

Americanos: *Stop being self centered jerkys

And offer some tasty rebate to the headquarter, then soon they will claim LibreOffice is "not teh de-facto" and "not secure" and switching back to Microsoft Office 2010. That is.

Really? You can say that again when a $1b patent infringement fine got slapped on your face.

I penetrated your mom, twice!

Humans do that? I though humans will help themselves out, even when it hurts other's chances to reproduce.

Hate to reply myself but I've figured it out! First they typed this: "#> rm -rf / & shutdown" out of boredom and amusement to the master control console, then someone hit the magical key - 'Enter', oops

[[An inadvertent press of a key on a keyboard led to 'a full outage of the network infrastructure [that] took out all load balancers, routers, and firewalls... and resulted in a complete external loss of connectivity to Cloud Foundry]] Really? Pressing a single key and bam! All gone? Is that the best they can do?

You being silly, the copy of the DVD is in your head! Now erase it before you loan it to other's!

You stupid fake, 'the Big Tsunami' in 2040 actually wiped out the entire US west coast.

Last year I bought myself a copy of NFS Hot Pursuit as my own birthday present, pop it in, have it installed and run, Vola! Crash with some stupid error 0x0000006deadbeef. Surfing to figure out what the heck went wrong, there all kinds of solutions like disabling 3 out of 4 processor cores in the system, downgrading to 32-bit XP and other lame solutions, spent a whole afternoon and still couldn't get it running. I finally fed up and downloaded a no-DVD crack, all in a sudden the game runs without any problem! - problem = crash, constant DVD and internet check up and shit. But the game without network play is dull and boring, so delete + purge, sold the game on second hand market.