Yes I can, assuming you live in the US (I don't)

I thought you could buy linux PCs off the shelf in one of big American chains (walmart???). Was a low powered eco thingy iirc.

Also as far as I know you can buy linux on laptops from Dell as well.

I probably should have added "Assuming for a moment that the bible isn't a work of fiction" and "I never read the story, I just heard bits and pieces on the rare occasions I listened."

To be fair if your ancestors had been struck with the Plagues of Egypt just because they refused to give up their slaves you might be a tad annoyed as well.

Does creating an account called Facebook not cause facebook to crash?

I was still buying them at £15-20 in the early 90s iirc. and according to your calc wost case £15 in 1990 is £26 in 2010.

All Games are only really worth $10 or so.. When I first started playing games on my Amiga they only cost £15-20 yet now PC games are hitting £40

I never accepted the EULA as I got mine 2nd hand.. Oh well.

before someone at Sony is sitting in a corner rocking back and forth holding a P45 saying "Why oh why did I remove linux from the PS3?"

hmm we really really need sarcasm tags.

I think the title says it all.

"Bin Laden" brought to you by CIA productions
*read the next bit fast like a disclaimer*
Copyright United States of America, "Bin Laden" is the registered trademark of the US Department of Homeland Security. All Rights reserved.

if the US were to send armed forces roaming our countryside looking for him.. Not to mention the great success the US have had in capturing Bin Ladin (or did you just give up on him, I can't recall)

If I'd found it I'd have had the bomb squad out..

Give them a password that doesn't work, say that was the one you used and thus it must have been changed by a trojan after you last logged out.. You have then provided a password so are not guilty of failing to provide a password and they can't prove without access that it wasn't a trojan. No idea how that would play out but if you are getting locked up anyway then it would be worth a try.