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Journal Journal: A serious topic: Why men masturbate. 54

Ok, so I came across this article on Yahoo News, and the obvious conclusion hit me right in the eye. Evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbate have an advantage over men who do not masturbate. The article does not suggest my conclusion, but it seems obvious from the facts given. Here are some facts/quotes given in the article:
  • Men with low sperm counts can si
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Journal Journal: Thanks and meat. 98

Thank you so much for all of your comments and suggestions last week. It was important for me to write out those thoughts. Occasionally, my brain repeatedly dances around a topic over and over again, and the only way to finally tackle the issue is to force myself to coherently write it all out. Writing out those thoughts here on Slashdot was an opportunity for me to quickly garner feedback from all you smart folks. I'll post similar thoughts in the future.
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Journal Journal: My secret personal thoughts... 55

Nothing silly and nothing sexy this week. I've been on vacation for the last week or so, and haven't been anywhere near a computer. It gave me a lot of time to think.

I'm going to post some of those private (but probably boring and definitely depressing) thoughts in here, because I want to talk about them, but I'd rather not complicate my real life by talking about them to people I know (that's a long sentence). That's enough introduction... here's my thoughts.

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Journal Journal: Eating erect prayers. 18

The latest links are at the top, and the practical question of the week is at the bottom.
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  • Eating - A message from the American Dairy Association.
  • erect - I will have good luck for two years.
  • prayers. - Bow down.
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Journal Journal: Multiple lingo rider. 15

The latest links are at the top, and the practical question of the week is at the bottom.
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  • Multiple - She has extra.
  • lingo - A lingo ate your baby.
  • rider. - Nobody ever forgets.
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Journal Journal: Love red gently. 8

The latest links are at the top ;-).
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  • Love - Love means not smiling.
  • red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
  • gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
  • ==================================
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Journal Journal: Natural itchy dreams. 24

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  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
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Journal Journal: while (true) { last if $lastpost; } 61

The End:

It's time to move on. This Slashdot userid was a welcome distraction from some recent less than desirable events in my real life. Things are looking better, now. I wish my fans, freaks, and persistent trolls a happy tomorrow.

What Started It All:

Suicide, sex and pennies.

The Final Fan Tally:

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Journal Journal: Lego peach lips are blogging. 9

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

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Journal Journal: Ouch! Renting Eden is scandalous. 1

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

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Journal Journal: Clean shaven latex chair. 19

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

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Journal Journal: Nice day for mosaicked freckles. 47

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

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