The sad thing is, what the fuck are you going to watch with your fancy HTML5-compliant capitalist copyright Nazi video "sharing" site we call YouTube? The only actual "user-generated" content on that garbage site consists of one-minute "vlogs" from idiots who think they're cool because they say "fuck" "gay" and "faggot" after every word.

Start sending fake DMCA notices? If no one thinks its a problem except a bunch of basement-dwelling nerds, the problem won't go away until someone shows the braindead masses who browse youTube that there is a problem.

When some idiot blows his dick off (quite literally), we have proven that we cannot have nice things like air travel, and proven that we need more surveillance and shit.

This is a really bad idea because Twitter can so easily be utilized to spread misinformation. Look at all the "x is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!" shit that happens with celebrities.

Man receives $25,000 hospital bill following a car crash in a $500 car! Details at '11!

It's true: Nerds have way too much time on their hands.

"The connection between downloading an image off of limewire and the sexual abuse of a child is so tenuous it's absurd."

Oh really? Tell that to the face of the child in the image he downloaded.

So, Obama's going to announce extending the War in Afghanistan. Discuss.

You buy an Xbox 360. You plug it in. You go through the setup screens, then crate an Xbox Live account, which binds you to Microsoft's EULA, which specifically states that you are not allowed to mod the console. You mod the console anyway. You get banned for violating the EULA.

Simple, logical, legal. Lawsuits like this simply clog the American legal system.

I'd spell and grammar check that potential headline first.

Shouldn't you be DRIVING YOUR CAR instead of worrying about what radio station you can hear or when that meeting is at work?

From what I understand, the digital distribution of the .PDFs did not sell very well, and the sales figures for digital distribution were very low when WoTC pulled the service (remember, they are a corporation, not a nerd-utopia). Combined with the fact that a majority of the PDFs available on torrent sites and file-sharing sites were the digitally disturbed .PDFs, it makes no sense, from a business perspective, to continue distributing products in a way that ended up costing a company more in lost sales figures than actual sales.

And yes, I know, you can't stop piracy. But they did cut off the main source of piracy.

Then again, I could never read e-books or role-playing game manuals on a computer screen, so whenever I'd pirate things like role-playing game manuals, I'd usually end up buying them if I liked them anyway (that included the 4th edition, which I purchased after reading the .PDFs, and I am satisfied with my purchase)...

Because no one in their 20s BUYS pornography anymore.