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Comment WordPress is garbage (Score 1, Troll) 25

And has remained fundamentally unchanged since its initial release in 2004. A plate of spaghetti code sauced with bad practices and topped with meaty ignorance of security.

The most infuriating codebase I have ever read, and a master class in how to write PHP badly. The last remnant of the not-undeserved poor reputation of PHP4.

Comment Re: Hope this is good (Score 1) 120

Wokeness doesn't ruin properties, at least not directly.

Woke writers with limited world experience, aggressive opinions, and poor writing skills ruin properties. They get hired because executives feel compelled to pander to the trendy/vocal audience rather than create a viable product.

tRoP will be a disaster (not that the astroturfed "superfans" reaction campaign will make it easy see through the gaslight), and I can't wait to watch this half billion dollars of Bezos' money go up in flames.

Comment He's right, but will Netflix survive? (Score 1) 201

Broadcast TV has been a wasteland for a years, and you can see its budgets drying up. Cable has been overpriced and full of too many choices nobody wants for decades.

Netflix was the first big streamer and the first to reach the market saturation plateau. All the other studio-owned services will get there in 2-3 years. Wall Street is shitting itself over Netflix's subscriber losses because they reveal what the markets never want to hear: infinite, everlasting growth never lasts.

Now that all the other studios have set up their own services (except Sony, buck f&ck them and their CD rootkits) and brought their content in-house (thereby stripping Netflix of the reason most people had it in the first place), Netflix needs to start actually behaving like a studio:

  • Episodic content on weekly releases. Every other service has already learned this, and some viewers may say they prefer whole season dumps, but shows can't survive when they only get a few days of buzz.
  • Stop killing shows before they have a chance to build an audience.
  • Any movie with a budget over $30MM is made for a theatrical release. Netflix's movies are revenue sinks, they don't attract or maintain subscribers.
  • Better yet, hit pause on all movies and direct that money into episodic content... Netflix desperately needs to bolster its own content library that does
  • bring and maintain subscribers.
  • Netflix needs to learn how to market their content and budget for it. Two-week social media blitzes don't cut it.

Perhaps all of this could have been avoided if the cable providers offered (or were forced into) a la carte channel packages. They know the average viewer only watches about 12 of the 250+ they're forced to pay for via bundling. Most people don't watch ESPN but they still pay over $7/month for it (by far the most expensive bundle).

Comment Re:When the Linux desktop is for the masses (Score 1) 197

Redmond's silly DaaS strategy will inevitably fail at the consumer level (making Win8 look like a smashing success). I believe they are covertly working through a long-term plan to transform the Windows desktop environment into a GUI running on top of their own Linux distro.

Comment Tryhard PR (Score 1) 183

Amazon is trying way too hard to make this appeal to everyone except existing Tolkien fans, and ensure that the half billion dollars they spent on this doesn't go up in flames upon release. They've managed to make sure all the marketing reeks of astroturf.

We can tell from the released footage that Elrond and Galadriel have been body-swapped.

I don't think a black dwarf intrinsically goes against canon, but they need to explain which clan she comes from. There are six possible viable answers, the wrong answer is Durin's folk.

The notion this production has forced that an audience can only identify with characters who look like they do is complete and utter superficial bullshit.

Comment Musk in Bizarro-World (Score 2) 405

Bizzaro-world statements like this is why I can't respect Musk.

Trump is toxic, inciteful, and deliberately mal-informs for his own gain, on top of being a monumentally stupid puppet. He has his own platform now which is doing better than he deserves.

The right to free speech does not include the right to be heard. Not that this is a free speech issue because the First Amendment only prevents the government from silencing people.

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