Is up to his sneaky antics again.

In the end, Illinois will have the final vote...

Our President came from this state. I think I'll start stockpiling canned foods, ammo, and guns like the rest of the hillbilly's down south.

Was the highlight of the night.

This will get about as far as ESPN's wireless phone service did.

100 Darsek says his getaway car was a cloaked FireBird of Prey.

Looks like the perfect printer for UPS. "What can brown do for you".

Any chance the government can mandate Night Vision Goggles to make that on/off noise from our favorite video games?

As long as this experiment is conducted at the Black Mesa Research Facility, I can't see any problems occurring. Researcxh s

Sheriff Obama (as Bart from Blazing Saddles): "Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!"

I don't think this technology is going to work too well for Jason, Grant, and the rest of the Ghost Hunters.

No worries, global warming should soon be bringing blue skies and green winters in your neck of the woods.

If you do come up with a brilliant idea while attending one of these schools, couldn't you just withdraw and keep everything for yourself? How would the school know when you came up with said ideas?

Captain Jack is going to happy to see this young man heading the tardis

Really, it's stable on my hardware, it boots in about 20 seconds, it takes any media i can toss at it, works with all my new and old software and peripherals. The only thing "bad" I can say about it is the interface looks a bit dated compared to OSX or KDE4... All it needs is some polishing and Mythbusters have already shown one can polish a turd, so get polishing Microsoft.