When's the last time _your_ government elicited an involuntary chuckle with one of its mandates?

A real solution would be to release a retrovirus into the water supply which would terraform everyone's thought process to build in elite-level bureaucracy into every aspect of life from the get-go then we can stifle all innovation and reduce the government footprint.

I've yet to find an AI which can answer this in the way it's intended:

"
Make me a list of domain name candidates where the whole name may be read as a single word or phrase related to the topic "time tracker app"

For example:
time.ly is the word timely assuming there's a TLD .ly

Please ensure that only valid TLDs are used
"

Actual responses to the above prompt:

-1-
Certainly! Here's a list of domain name candidates related to the topic "time tracker app", where the whole name may be read as a single word or phrase:

TimeWiseApp.com
TrackOclock.com
TempoTrackApp.com
TimeTrekkerApp.com
ChronoLogApp.com
TimerlyApp.com
TimePulseApp.com
TickTockTrack.com
TimeTraceApp.com
TimeHiveApp.com
These domain names aim to convey the idea of tracking time efficiently and may resonate well with users looking for a time tracker application. Remember to check the availability of these domain names and consider factors such as brand identity, memorability, and relevance to your target audience when making your selection.

-2-from a different AI-
TrackIt (Straightforward and easy to remember)
TimeFlow (Evokes a sense of time management and progress)
HourStack (Visualizes stacking completed tasks)
MinuteMind (Combines "minute" and "mindfulness" for focused work)
FocusFrame (Emphasizes focused work within set timeframes)
TimeAce (Positions the user as a master of their time)
ClockworkMe (Creates a sense of efficient time management)
HourGuard (Highlights the app's role in protecting time)
TimeHelm (Positions the user at the helm of their time management)
DoNow (Simple and action-oriented, encouraging productivity)

California Journalism Preservation Act (CJPA)

Speculating on the text of the act - perhaps something which will imbue journalists with old-school work ethic and integrity whilst promoting the view that the reading tweets is not the work product of investigative journalism.

Yep. Companies will say anything to get money. More news at ten!

This has a beautifully ironic twist though. Smearing a competitor and putting themselves on a pedestal created by strealing from that same competitor. Beautiful. The strategy guys must have been high fiving each other all the way to collect their 'Outstanding ironic contributions to ethics in business' award.

Come on! You can do it! Try slightly harder you and can reach that 100%

Go go go go!

The Happy Meal manoeuvre.

Does this type of thing appeal - to anyone?

Start now for free and when you are heavily locked-in, the price will become astronomical, little fishie :-)

Not so much for someone shoplifting a mobile phone or two -- per day.

How about if they then sell those two phones per day for lots of food - and eat it? Should they be applauded for efficiency / industry ?

Only law enforcement can detain people

Is it me or does this seem like the wrong name for those walking around with weapons, tasing pregnant women, kneeling on people's necks so they die, shooting teenagers with sandwiches etc etc?

I'm too lazy to use AI to find an AI tool which can trawl through all news reports of the po-lice enforcing their will rather than the law. Maybe a startup idea? 10% if you make it happen!

You are aptly named....

> Mock 'News' Sites With Russian Ties Pop Up in U.S.
Brown furry creature fond of creeping about at night - has poor oral hygiene - avoid being bitten

Apple: If you put in effort, we promise not to tax you.
Users: <put in effort>
Apple: Haha !

If they'd been up-front there wouldn't have been the same incentive to create revenue which they are now taxing.

Apple: If you put in effort, we promise not to tax you.
Users:
Apple: Haha !

If they'd been up-front there wouldn't have been the same incentive to create revenue which they are now taxing.

and just a few minutes later another Waymo robotaxi made contact with the same pickup truck being towed

It would have been more notable if they crashed into the pickup *simultaneously* - bonus points if the two approach vectors are reflections around a line going through the centre of mass!