Why did you just apologize for Mitt Romney?

Sincerely,

Mitt Romney

*Sob*

Leave Mitt-ney alone!!1

*Sob*

Obama is a liberal? Are you nuts?

Obama is the best Republican president we've had since . . . Bill Clinton.

What? Obama is going to force us to do something? Hate! Hate! Hate!

What? How is that going to be effective, then? Obama can't get anything done! Hate! Hate! Hate!

1. Say, "I know I'll get modded down for this . . ."

2. Write a post with a conservative viewpoint.

Bang! Instant recipe for being modded up on Slashdot.

It's called not being hypocritical.

It would be hypocritical to sit around laughing arrogantly at Pakistan, while ignoring the fact that right here at home we can do similar things as well.

It may not be politically correct point out uncomfortable things about our own country, and you may get all offended and call it "America Bashing," but it is reality.

Slashdot:

- Find silly lawsuits

- Post inflammatory articles about them

- Wait until all the nerds scream in self-righteous rage

- Profit!

- Repeat, repeat again...

Actually, it seems to work pretty well.

Some a them birds are yellow. They must be Jap'nese. Doesn't anyone remember Pearl Harbor anymore?

Others are black. You know about them.

Still others are blue. Must be from some a them blue states!

In fact, this whole multicolored thing reminds me of (shaking head) multiculturalism. Angry Birds is rooning Murka!!!

No True Scotsman fallacy. There are many millions of people (mostly religious types) in this country who supported Bush, still do, and identify both themselves and Bush as conservative. If they thought he was anything else they wouldn't support him.

that results in death and but does involve a premeditated plan to kill

Shouldn't that be but does not involve?

Wow, crack Slashdot-style editing there.