Daemonax writes: After years of trying to control his computer, Richard Stallman has moved to Windows. The famous hacker is quoted as saying "I've always fought for control over computers, and if there is any system out there that is synonymous with control, it's Windows". When a young Free Software advocate pointed out that "Windows takes control away from you" Stallman quickly sliced him in two with his trusty katana while he installed XEmacs on his new Vista laptop.
"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts
most subtly on the human will."
-- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"