writes "Dear Dell, HP & Gateway,
Why do you continue to ruin my Christmas every year?
Every year at Christmas time while my family is enjoying themselves around the Christmas tree, I'm stuck in PC repair hell thanks to you guys. Its not that your hardware is bad, and it has nothing to do with how evil Microsoft is, it's just that you choose for some mysterious reason to clock up the potentially smooth running cogs of every PC that my family has. I then have to sit here fixing each and every one of them as quickly as possible before I leave to go back home. Why PC integrators, why? Every year it's the same thing; one family member gets a new PC while I'm busying fixing all the problems with the one someone else got last year knowing that I will be fixing the one just received this year all next Christmas! You make baby Jesus cry and or give me cancer with your selfish acts of computer pollution.
Please stop; please let me have Christmas next year in peace.