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+ - Stephen Hawking Was Wrong, So Ignore Whatever Scientists 1

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An anonymous reader writes "Following Stephen Hawking's latest work on black holes (http://www.nature.com/news/stephen-hawking-there-are-no-black-holes-1.14583), Republican Michele Bachmann has brilliantly deduced that this proves "the danger inherent in listening to scientists" (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/01/stephen-hawkings-blunder-on-black-holes-shows-danger-of-listening-to-scientists-says-bachmann.html?intcid=obnetwork). Expanding on her thesis, she said, "If black holes don’t exist, then other things you scientists have been trying to foist on us probably don’t either, like climate change and evolution." Her recommendation? All students who were "forced to learn" about black holes should now sue Dr. Hawking for a full refund. But not Bachmann — "Fortunately for me, I did not take any science classes in college,""
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Stephen Hawking Was Wrong, So Ignore Whatever Scientists

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  • Following the same rule, and as the church was wrong for condoms we can safely assume assume they are wrong too for god, creation, and all that bullshit. Same player shoot again \o/

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