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+ - You Are Still Legally Dead, Judge Tells Plaintiff 5

Submitted by Hugh Pickens DOT Com
Hugh Pickens DOT Com (2995471) writes "The Courier of Findlay Ohio reports that Judge Allan Davis ruled that 61-year-old Donald Eugene Miller Jr. is still legally dead, eight years having passed since Miller disappeared from his Arcadia rental home in 1986 and three years after the legal limit for changing a death ruling passed in 1994. Miller told the court he was an alcoholic who was unsure what to do after losing his job and left Hancock County sometime before 1990. "My paycheck was being taken away from me and I had nothing left," Miller said. "It kind of went further than I ever expected it to. I just kind of took off, ended up in different places." Now Miller says he would like to start his life again, or "whatever's left of it" and asked the court to reverse its 1994 death ruling so he can reinstate his canceled Social Security number and driver's license. "My client's here on a wing and a prayer today," said his attorney, Francis Marley. The court said no. Miller's ex-wife, Robin Miller, had asked for the death ruling so Social Security death benefits could be paid to their two children and she opposed his request for a change in the death ruling, because she does not want to repay the Social Security benefits. Judge Davis referred to Donald Miller's case as a "strange, strange situation." "We've got the obvious here. A man sitting in the courtroom, he appears to be in good health," said the Judge. "I don't know where that leaves you, but you're still deceased as far as the law is concerned." Miller has 30 days to appeal the court’s ruling, according Judge Davis."
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You Are Still Legally Dead, Judge Tells Plaintiff

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  • No social security number,cool?

    If the law says the judge is not permitted to change his status then he acted correctly. The legislature needs to fix this. Miller got himself into this, he can wait.

    At least he wasn't declared a stateless person.

    • by Greyfox (87712)
      If he's dead, he shouldn't have to pay taxes either! If that works out, we'll all be spending a year dead for tax purposes!
      • by sjames (1099)

        Since he can't get a job or collect benefits, I guess he will have to go on an undead robbery spree. They can't prosecute and jail the dead, right?

        Since the dead can't possibly drive, he couldn't possibly be driving without a license.

  • I'd be scared if I was him. As far as I know, killing a dead person cannot be considered as murder. The ex wife could end the job nice and clean!

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