SomewhatRandom (1299167) writes "The CIA offers $630,000 to fund a geoengineering study. Geoengineering is the practice of trying to control the weather, earthquakes, solar radiation, or other terrestrial phenomena. One can only assume they want to harness the disastrous power of the Sharknado. Who could blame them, just look at the damage it did to Tara Reid's career." Link to Original Source
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:
(10) Sorry, but that's too useful.