1. You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
2. When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
3. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
4. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
5. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
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