ProZachar writes: "Yakov Smirnoff, inspiration for thousands of Slashdot posts, is ending his show in Branson, MO after the 2012 season to begin a nationwide tour. In America, you drive the tour bus around the country. In Soviet Russia, tour bus drives you!" Link to Original Source
Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
- Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan