May Ten Quickies 159
Paul wrote in to point us to the GNU Jobs Page.
^BR wrote in to say that the may issue of Daemon News is out for your BSDies out there, and
CaVi wrote in to say that the Linux Gazette is out (sorry that
these took so long to announce... moving was a bitch).
Bitscape sent us a Salon story about Coding in Vampire Mode.
Mikesch noted that www.palmcolors.com is selling colored Palm Pilots rsn.
Looking for new backgrounds?
President John F. Kennedy wrote in to tell us that the Volume 7 of Propoganda is up. And for those who are curious, he actually did send me beer!
robert@budzynski.ddns.org sent us this art gallery with fodder and
dayeight sent us a photomosaic picture for you Lara Craft Perverts out there.
HighJack noted that the latest version of JWZs X Screensaver distribution contains a new one that looks like those funky falling charachters from The Matrix.
And finally for some crazy fun stuff,
dave sent us hilarious proof that Star Trek is Satanic,
and chrisd sent us one of the best ebay auction items in recent memory.
Psst-this is Hemos. It was Rob's birthday on May 10-he thinks he escaped. E-mail him and tell him how much you love him.
"Trek is Satanic" == spoof (Score:1)
Either that, or someone is off his meds. WAYYYY off his meds.
Is there hope ? (Score:1)
And you guys wonder why you never get laid...
Re:Lara Croft perverts (Score:1)
Unfortunately, I also had the same thought.:)
What would happen... (Score:2)
Re:36 of D (Score:1)
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Off-topic: Zen master Ralph (Score:1)
You know, I've always wondered...
That catfood quote is from the episode where Lisa is friends with the Smart Girl. They play a game where one forms anagrams from a famous persons name that describes the famous person. They ask Ralph to play and he responds, "my cat's breath smells like catfood." Is it an anagram?
BTW, if you have no idea what I'm talking about turn on sigs and look at PHroD's sig
Re:EBay stuff (Score:1)
Recently I saw the Star Wars HMMV being re-sold on ebay, so apparently whoever bid on it like a year ago never bought it. Or that Cool Site of the Year award, last I looked it was up to like $100k.
It's cute though.
Photomosaic thing (Score:1)
darn ebay employees! (Score:1)
Re:Happy Birthday Rob! (Score:1)
--
Coding in Vampire Mode (Score:1)
Re:Programming (Score:1)
Re:Jeff Mingus (Score:1)
Anyway, thanks for his full name. I'll see what I can find locally. Sounds like he has to be heard to be talked about meaningfully (kinda like Bones asking Spock what death was like:)
Re:Jeff Mingus (Score:1)
Re:Programming (Score:1)
Re:Programming (Score:1)
I grabbed the MP3 (thanks for the link), but my 486 probably won't do the job (motivation to get that freeamp hack done, I guess), so I don't know when I'll get to hear it.
The Black Saint... (Score:1)
Ooch, 3MB... (Score:1)
Re:I'd love to see a Tyler port (Score:1)
Re:Photomosaic thing (Score:1)
Porn = inexhaustible supply of images
>>>
Only problem is, there's not that much variation in color...
Re:Is there hope ? (Score:2)
First, the links says "for you Lara Croft perverts." Did you seriously not brace yourself for the possibility of something pornographic when you clicked it?
Second, as previously mentioned, it's questionable as to whether the image was pornographic.
Is this guy twisted or what? (Score:1)
http://members.tripod.com/~tzimisce69 [tripod.com]
He does warn you in advance though...
Re:"Trek is Satanic" == spoof (Score:1)
Dude,
Sporks -do- cause serious Satanism - I saw one the other day, and I thought "Damn, I feel like eating babies and running around in little circles saying ".
Re:Satan Trek (Score:1)
homepage. This is satire, and good one, since you
almost fell for it or could not decide if it was
for real.
Happy B-day, Rob!!!!! (Score:1)
Re:Photomosaic thing (Score:1)
Actually, I just got a TV card, and I've been capturing pictures... I could do it from porn movies, but I'd rather do it from Transformers: The Movie.
Re:Is there hope ? (Score:1)
EBay stuff (Score:1)
Makes you wonder, what happens to these folks selling crazy stuff (like the Russian space shuttle test article) if someone actually bids on the item and they can't deliver? Does EBay take action or can the purchaser sue for fraud? EBay doesn't strike me as the best place to fool around.
EBay stuff (Score:1)
Fraud on Ebay (Score:1)
Re:Readable Katz??? (Score:1)
basically, it's just another dig at techies, which is a pity as salon's content is often interesting.
It was not pornography (Score:1)
Re:It was not pornography (Score:1)
AND, this particular item was not pornography, it was art (there's already a fuzzy line). Can you imagine someone masturbating to this picture? Unless someone really likes Lara Croft, but, even so, there are better, clearer pictures of her to be had... Is the statue of David pornography? You can see his THING !
Cygnus IPO confirmed? (Score:1)
Re:Cygnus IPO confirmed? (Score:1)
Colored Pilot Cases (Score:1)
If any of you have older pilots with the IR-memory upgrade, then email them and let them know that you're interested in this option. If we slashdot them they'll have to do it! =)
Don't be fooled by Satan Trek!!! (Score:1)
Christianity is about God himself dying on the cross so that we might have divine help to overcome Sin in our lives. That is, first God accepts us as His children, then he makes us more worthy of that acceptance (we're never really Holy enough.)
It is not about proclaiming who is saved and who is not, and it certainly has nothing to do with rating TV shows.
Even moreso, It's not really about avoiding Sin -- although we do try to avoid Sin because we love God and he hates Sin. What this guy seems to believe in is a kind of ritualistic purity and legalism which is more Muslim or Jewish than Christian.
I thank God that I don't have to live under that kind of system. Don't think that's what God is about.
Re:Programming (Score:1)
Besides, jazz improvisation and hacking have a lot in common, the main difference is that jazz is done realtime while programmers get a little more time to think. (Most hackers would disagree with that around code freezes i bet)
Ed
Re:Programming (Score:1)
Ed
Re:Is there hope ? (Score:2)
On the other hand, it is true that most porn these days is targetted at men, and is something of an "acquired taste". I think it's reasonable for Slashdot to give a warning when linking to stuff like that. It's not everyone's cup of tea.
Re:not liking porn != a-sexual (Score:2)
What my post was trying to say was, it's reasonable to say that links to porn should have warnings attached, because it is offensive to some people. But to say it's offensive to women specifically is not only factually inaccurate, but the sort of dangerous generalisation that leads to oppressive behaviour.
Actually, bizarrely, I've known more women who like Playboy than men. But that's probably just a statistical blip, I think Playboy would be a rather different magazine if most of its readership were female :-) Personally, I can't stand that airbrushed crap. Anyway, if you look closely at the Lara Croft pic, the pictures clearly aren't the sort that appear in Playboy.
Supposing for a moment this is still true in an age where every second TV ad has a "hunk" taking his shirt off, how is it relevant to this discussion?
I agree, I wasn't at all saying that not liking porn made anyone assexual. What I was saying was that the widescale acceptance of the idea of female assexuality was a major cause of the belief (and hence the reality) that women didn't enjoy porn. I considered it too obvious to be worth stating that women are no more assexual than men.
Your argument seems to revolve around a very limited idea of what it means to be a woman. And you seem to be implying that men are all tasteless sex-crazed exhibitionists. Trying to understand your homogenous idea of the world is making me depressed. I refuse to conform to any predefined pattern of behaviour on the basis of on the configuration of my genitalia!
I'd love to see a Tyler port (Score:1)
Although, recently I saw someone accurately describe photomosaics as the Magic Eye oictures of the 90's...
Plug-in for Gimp (Score:1)
e-bay (Score:2)
Pixie / GeekChick
not liking porn != a-sexual (Score:1)
Either way,
A) one might assume that women who
B) yes, sex sells, and women's bodies tend to be the ones selling it, but finally,
C) just because women don't like porn doesn't by *any* means mean we are a-sexual. I find it to be a somewhat ridiculous assumption; perhaps it's only that women exhibiting their libido are subjected to a double-standard of what's permissible to show. Either that, or we try to be more tasteful and keep such things (as feeling 'sexual' or being something other than mere reflections of male fantasies) out of the public eye, and instead letting them be displayed in a the intimate, private sphere.
My $.02. Happy Slashdotting.
--Anneke
Re:not liking porn != a-sexual (Score:1)
Regarding conforming to a predefined pattern of behavior on the basis of a configuration of my genetalia-- ditto. I find it very frustrating to be judged one way or another just because I'm a woman. I guess i'm also just not used to people who conform to any sort of stereotype ("But we must be conservative and reserved!") for the sake of the stereotype or because they think they 'should'... I'm very used to an open-minded environment, where that sort of self-repression is exceedingly offensive.
We seem to be agreeing-- pardon the misunderstanding.
Long live open-mindedness and clarity,
Anneke
Re:Xscreensaver rpm's? (Score:1)
Ryan Weaver has made an RPM and a SRPM of xscreensaver 3.11
Should be available on:
ftp://contrib.redhat.com
ftp://ftp.falsehope.com/pub/xscreensaver/
ftp://ftp.tux.org/pub/sites/ftp.falsehope.com/x
ftp://ftp.freshmeat.net/pub/rpms/xscreensaver/
Enjoy!
Oops (Score:1)
blah..no fair... (Score:1)
item has expired and is no longer available.
Now I don't get to view the infamous items....
WAAAAAAAA
Re:Photomosaic thing (Score:1)
> of svgalib that is a hack over the aalib (?)
> char cell graphics libraries, then use
> LD_PRELOAD to grab them... Weird.
Alternatively, use LibGGI via the svgalib wrapper with GGI_DISPLAY set to "aa".
That way, depending on what GGI_DISPLAY is set to (if unset, it autodetects), you can use the same rig without further modification to display on X or on a monitor wall or on console with fbcon or all kinds of other really freaky shit (see http://www.ggi-project.org/screenshots.html) -- these people are EVIL&#*@^$*#&^
*grin*
Re:Is there hope ? (Score:1)
I have no objection to "porn" in a generic sense, as long as it's in good taste, or shows at least an attempt at cleverness or elegance. The Lara Croft photomosaic didn't meet these tests, IMHO.
Maybe I'm just incredibly picky...
Schwab
No original series (Score:1)
Satan Trek (Score:1)
poagpacks! (Score:1)
eek! poagpacks [aminet.org] on
Go Poag!
The art of URL editing (Score:2)
http://members.tripod.com/~tzimisc e69/satantrek.html [tripod.com]
I click the location box in my web browser and hit backspace until I end up with something like:
http://members.tripod.com/~tzimisce69 [tripod.com]
Which often helps to get things into context.
Sometimes I end up in a directory listing, which is a great way to explore a site. Unfortunately, some sites are rude enough to leave directories without index.html and block directory listing. Bad, bad webmaster. No cookie today.
GIMP plug-in in the works? (Score:1)
xscreensaver-3.12.tar.gz mirror? (Score:1)
Re:Programming (Score:1)
Re:Programming (Score:1)
Re: SatanTrek (Score:1)
*sigh*
I hung out on a non-Xian newsgroup for a bunch of years, and was one of the proponants of a Big 8 version of it. This, unfortunately, looks all too real, like the kind of post we used to get every Sept. and Feb., when the new students got their Net account, and discovered that Everyone Does Not Think Like They Do in Rock City, TN, or Podunk, IL.
File under the heading of "people who ought to live on a farm, and never look at tv or a computer".
The scary thing is, of course, that these fruitcakes *are* out there, and not only can get guns, but get organized, as witnessed by the birth control clinic murders and bombings over the years
mark
Read the Ebay sellers comments (Score:3)
How do some people make this shit up?
--Ivan, weenie NT4 user, Jon Katz hater: bite me!
Re:Is there hope ? (Score:1)
Some of the most attractive women I know are also the most sexually repressed.
OTOH, some of the less attractive ones have a sex drive that fare surpasses mine. I would also keep in mind that the taste in sexual desire is quite different from men to women. Just because some guys might like it all hot and nasty, doesn't mean all or even some sexually driven women do too.
Hell, Hustler is hardly my ideal for porn.
Tyler made the mosaic (was:Re:Lara Croft perverts) (Score:1)
BTW, does anyone know of a large web based repository for photos and images (not porno, just anything)?
Re:Those funny letters from The Matrix (Score:1)
I did.
I was wondering if those were Unicode streams or something...
Jay (=
Playboy != porn (Score:1)
Actually, Playboy is a bad example, since only about 10% of the magazine has "nekkid wimmin" - the rest are mostly insterviews and articles, very well worth reading.
Not to mention that their models are healthy and well-formed, and very little focus is given to genitalia - unless you count the "mammalian portruberences" (Zappa-term) as genitalia.
What it boils down to is that men's sexuality is more driven by the visual aspects than the female sexuality, and porn is normally expressed using visual media.
(Hum. Could musk-based perfume for men be called porn in the sense that its purpose is to arouse women? :-))
Re:Don't be fooled by Satan Trek!!! (Score:1)
belbo
Re:36 of D (Score:1)
belbo
Star Trek != Satan (Score:1)
http://members.tripod.com/~tzimisce69/
36 of D (Score:1)
I thought this was a wonderful parody, but as I read it, I kept having nagging doubts that maybe this person was serious.
Oh please, anyone who can come up with the "36 of D" line just can't be serious. Religious nuts like that simply don't have this type of a sense of humor.
PalmColors Caveat Emptor (Score:1)
As far as I can tell, these cases do not exist yet. (And there's been some speculation on the Pilot newsgroup that they never will.)
Re: Don't be fooled by Satan Trek!!! (Score:1)
I'm glad that your religious experiences aren't like the ones that are spoofed in Satan Trek. I agree with you - I hope that's not what god is about either. However, there are some people who will tell you to your face many of the "truths" which were put forth satirically at this web site, and those are the people that the author is really poking fun at. I don't think that god cares too much about TV shows or who has been "saved" either, but there are plenty of people who do care about this sort of thing and who will take god's name and authority to pass judgment on other people.
Re:Is there hope ? (Score:1)
Happy Birthday Roberto!! (Score:1)
Happy birthday!!
-earl
Matrix? Cmatrix! (Score:2)
I don't have a link for it, but you can look it up via freshmeat.
Re:Satan Trek (Score:1)
The Chruch of the Mighty Lamb gave it away.
But it is extremely well made. I almost fell out of my chair, laughing.
Re:Fraud on Ebay (Score:1)
Christianity vs. Xianity (SatanTrek site) (Score:1)
Even in the New Testament Jesus attacks the current "Religious leadership" as hypocrits. (This is actually what got him in so much trouble). Christianity, which is based on Jesus' teachings, teaches Tolerance and loving. (Hate the sin, not the sinner). It is my belief that Homosexuality is a sin. However, I have had homosexual friends. I never made any direct attacks on their lifestyles, and if asked, would simply answer: "I do not believe in your lifestyle, nor do I believe in MY right to choose your lifestyle". Jesus teaches that each person has to make thier own choice.
Let there be no mistake about it: Those who kill abortion doctors are sinners, and NOT CHRISTIANS. They are not doing ANYONE any good. On the other hand, Planned Parenthood (and other associated groups) explicately attempts to arrest parental controls away and talk teens into abortion without giving other options/choices. They are even more wrong, they are preying on the weak, and taking advantage of a bad situation.
Also, for those who threatened to Sue the site: You are really confused, The Bible explicitly tells Christians not to sue people. (I wish I could remember the verses, but alas I do not have my Thompsan-Chain(tm) Reference with me).
For those who have been ridiculed by those who call themselves Christians, for those who have been looked down on by those who call themselves Christians: I am sorry, it is wrong, Jesus loves you, and so should we.
"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?"
Jesus replied: "'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."niv
Matt 22:36-40
-- Keith Moore
Satan Trek Spoof (scary) (Score:1)
from the root page (http://members.tripod.com/~tzimisce69/):
"Jesus came ##### times and stained the sheets."
the scarier thing is that people like this really exist in the world...
example:
http://www.delphi.com/PerilousTimes/
even scarier is their polar opposites (just as conservative, just as scary, but a-religious/"a-theist")
...
Re:Satan Trek Spoof (scary) (Score:1)
I think it's frightening that a human being can stoop so low..
Re:Star Trek==Satan is a rip-off (Score:1)
IMHO, once again the Star Wars stuff is superior
I disagree. The Star Wars page is much more cartoonial with the edited images. The Star Trek page seems much more sinister, and a much more convincing parody. It actually resembles some of the web pages I have seen around the 'Net. But the Andy Gibb-esque depiction of Jesus on The Force=Satan [geocities.com] had me laughing more than anything else on either page.
Readable Katz??? (Score:1)
The coding installment was so on target, I wasn't quite sure if it was fiction or documentary material. A more palatable, less sensationalized John Katz article if you will.
As to coding in vampire, is it just me, or does it just seem easier to code through the night?
Re:Gun Jobs Page /.ed? Hmm. encouraging. (Score:1)
Re:"Trek is Satanic" == spoof (Score:1)
Re:Happy Birthday Rob! (Score:1)
Lisa
Happy Birthday Rob! (Score:5)
Jeff Mingus (Score:1)
Re:Jeff Mingus (Score:1)
Congo Rats Rob (Score:1)
Re:Satan Trek (Score:1)
I've been exposed to several examples of extreme fundamentalist religious fanaticism that were every bit this ludicrous.
Check out the homepage [tripod.com] of the group that takes credit for creating the site.
Sadly, it looks like a legit ultra-fundamentalist group.
The wording and syntax of their rhetoric is exactly like that of other such groups I have seen. I saw no blatant giveaways that it was a spoof, even in the "spork" page.
Actually, I HOPE I'm wrong about this...
Re:Don't be fooled by Satan Trek!!! (Score:1)
Any group that expresses hatred against another group (as this group is doing) is committing as severe a sin as they are accusing the group they hate of committing.
Sadly, I am afraid that this is NOT a spoof, their rhetoric is just too much like other hate filled ultra-fundamentalist groups that I have unfortunately been exposed to that hate others in the name of God and Christianity.
What about the "Christian" values that the world within Star Trek seems to place as worthy high values. Values like love, respect, honor, courage, and TOLERANCE of others. This group seems to lack all of these qualities.
Re:Satan Trek (Score:1)
I just checked out the guy's root page.
IT IS A SPOOF!
Actually, I'm releived!
Re:Programming (Score:1)
To me, art is working within a set of constraints (the medium) to express a thought, idea, or emotion, or to solve a problem. With painting, the constraints are your paint, brushes, and canvas. With drawing, it's your pencils and paper. With haiku, it's words and the 5-7-5 pattern (truly one of the most constrained, yet expressive art forms). With computer programming, it's the machine's instruction set, and the capabilities of the peripherals (yes, OS constraints, memory constraints, and other things too..). It's constraining, yes, but also quite liberating. It's the most interactive medium I've found.
Many people who are programmers don't take programming this way, but I really think it can be thought about in this manner, and makes sense to.
-Alex
Lara Croft mosaic (Score:1)
Satan Trek (Score:2)
When I saw the Inquisition graphic I thought, okay, definitely parody. Then after all the bible quotes I began to doubt that hypothesis.
If this guy is serious, he is a poster child for intolerance and religious bigotry. Thank God I'm an atheist!
I think the best thing about the site is its ambiguity. Real or parody? Does it matter?
hehe look at his other auctions. (Score:1)
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIt
Quizbekistan, a former province of canada hehe
James
It's not porn. *Sheesh* (Score:1)
Oh, puleeeeez! Calling that porn is laughable.
WWWebster defines pornography as:
If the miniature images on that page were seen in their original full-size form they might qualify as pornography. At a size that small, they simply don't. How could anyone would find any 27x27 pixel image as "depicting erotic behaviour intended to cause sexual excitement"?? The only reason that we humans are able to recognize that the images in that mosaic depict women in erotic positions is that our brains are amazing at filling in missing information. If you don't believe me try blowing up some of those images to 5 times their original size.
But the real issue isn't the 27x27 pixel tiles, it's the image itself, which is undeniably art. It may be art that nobody finds interesting, it may even offend some, but it is art, and while it might be considered erotic art, it's not pornographic.
Was Rob wrong to post this? Well it isn't news for nerds and it surely isn't stuff that matters but I'm sure I'm not the only one who found it interesting and, yes, I admit it, cool. I'm glad Rob chose to share it with us. I don't even think there's any reason he should have to warn people about the image.
Re:I'd love to see a Tyler port (Score:1)
(Chris, author of Tyler)
Re:Photomosaic thing (Score:1)
Yes, as the creator of that image, I can confirm this. And, honestly, for a picture of a face, you do need a lot of flesh tones, if you want to avoid having to modify the output tiles. So, that porn CD finally got some good use.
The whole thing took less than a minute on my P-pro 180.
There are other images there : Click me [smalleranimals.com]
just put it under a separate topic heading (Score:2)
Re:Photomosaic thing (Score:2)
Algorithm:
1) Grid the source image and computer the avg color for each square.
2) Grid each tile into 9 smaller tiles (3 by 3). Find the color values for each subtile.
3) For each 3 by 3 section in the source image find the tile with best match. Use the normal sum of squares of differences.
The last section is the most compute-intensive (for large tile libraries). It's extremely easy to parallize though. Clever people can also sort the tiles ahead of time somehow.
The hard part is getting a source library of a couple thousand tiles (10s of thousands?). This is probably why porn was used.
Porn = inexhaustible supply of images
http://www.ryans.dhs.org