The Science Behind Powdered Alcohol 176
Daniel_Stuckey (2647775) writes "Last week, the US Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau approved Palcohol, a powdered alcohol product that you can either use to turn water into a presumably not-that-delicious marg or to snort if you don't care too much about your brain cells. It's the first time a powdered alcohol product has been approved for sale in the US, but not the first time someone has devised one, and such products have been available in parts of Europe for a few years now. Now you may be wondering, as I was, how the heck do you go about powdering alcohol? As you might expect, there's quite a bit of chemistry involved, but the process doesn't seem overly difficult; we've known how to do it since the early 1970s, when researchers at the General Foods Corporation (now a subsidiary of Kraft) applied for a patent for an 'alcohol-containing powder.'"
It turns out the labels were issued in error, so don't expect it to be available soon. But it does appear to be a real thing that someone is trying to have approved.
Now you too... (Score:5, Funny)
...can turn water into wine.
Re:Now you too... (Score:5, Funny)
...can turn water into wine.
Moped Jesus is pissed.
Re:First time? (Score:5, Funny)
much more appealing than being enclosed in testicles.
Boozer backpackers (Score:5, Funny)
What a boon for boozer backpackers: all the buzz but a tenth of the weight!
Re:Now you too... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe this is how Jesus originally did it. If God's been around forever, He knows all sorts of cool stuff that we don't. The next question is whether or not alcohol could be powdered by someone with the proper knowledge, but only primitive technology.
This is beginning to sound like a job for Powdered Toast Man.
Re: But is it cheaper? (Score:5, Funny)
Good news, everyone! Ethanol suppository.
Re: But is it cheaper? (Score:2, Funny)
Poor Scandinavians,
too busy enjoying good health care, education, not getting shot,not being murdered, not being hated by the majority of the world, not having mass shooting in school.. If only they had cheap Alcohol then they too could be like the pride of the world MERICA!