InfoWorld's Crystal Ball Predicts the Future of Microsoft 376
museumpeace writes "InfoWorld executive editor Galen Gruman has brainstormed five different scenarios for Microsoft in the coming decade and solicits the reader's vote on which is more likely. Does it tank? Does it go open source? Does it out-Google Google? Does Ballmer really fill Gates' shoes?"
more importantly: (Score:5, Funny)
does it blend?
Magic 8 Ball had this... (Score:5, Funny)
Crystal ball (Score:2, Funny)
I can say with confidence (Score:4, Funny)
Re: Does Ballmer really fill Gate's shoes? (Score:2, Funny)
Why no, not really.
Why do you ask?
His hands fit rather well on the legs of that chair though... *ducks*
Given the state of things (Score:4, Funny)
Re: Does Ballmer really fill Gate's shoes? (Score:4, Funny)
*Looks at Ballmer and Gates*
I will near complain about not having options again.
*shudders*
What they should do: (Score:1, Funny)
Shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.
Re:Magic 8 Ball had this... (Score:2, Funny)
Reply hazy, try again. Just kidding without a doubt we get your point. I mean all signs point to yes, most likely the average /.er can get the point. Yes - definitely, it is certain and it is decidedly so. You may rely on it. At least, as I see it, yes.
Re: Does Ballmer really fill Gate's shoes? (Score:4, Funny)
His hands fit rather well on the legs of that chair though... *ducks*
I wonder where you'll end up when you duck while Ballmer is bending over a chair. I don't like the outlook to be clear. But word is he excels when it comes to chairs.
Re:My Crystal Ball Predicts... (Score:5, Funny)
You mean I've only got 12 months to live? 2010 is the real year of the linux desktop as predicted by the Mayan calendar!
Jerry Seinfeld Commercials (Score:2, Funny)
I don't know.. lets ask Jerry Seinfeld, he seems to be an expert on shoes!
Re: Does Ballmer really fill Gate's shoes? (Score:4, Funny)
I have heard a rumor that Microsoft is going to replace Windows with a new operating system code named Chair. I have not heard much in the ways of details, except that the new os has legs.
Re:more importantly: (Score:4, Funny)
Some people even believe apples are things you eat!
my scenereo (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What happens to old software? (Score:3, Funny)
Don't knock AOL and their disc distribution strategy. It's because of people like you, complaining about it all the time, that I am right now two discs short of a complete 160-piece drink coaster set for entertaining guests.
-dZ.
Re: Does Ballmer really fill Gate's shoes? (Score:3, Funny)
Only if Steve Ballmer is running it, otherwise they coexist peacefully.
Re:my scenereo (Score:3, Funny)
But what happens 12 years later? ;)