Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts 484
dptalia writes "Later this year, at ShopRite supermarkets in the eastern US, Microsoft will be rolling out computerized shopping carts. These carts will allow people with a ShopRite card to enter their shopping list on the ShopRite site from home, and then pull up the list on their grocery cart when they swipe their card. The new carts will also display advertisements depending on where in the supermarket the cart is, using RFID technology to help locate it."
obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
Baaaaahhaaah! Baaaahhh! (Score:5, Funny)
I thought the same thing about savings cards. YOU SAVED $18.43 MISTER LIVESTOCK! Surely people can not be this dumb, and this idea will fail... but no.
The vast majority of the population just eats this shit up. They actually read their junk mail. If it weren't for them you wouldn't get junk mail, because it wouldn't be worth mailing in the first place.
It is so sad. I do my part by avoiding these establishments, but I'm afraid it's not doing a damn bit of good.
If you don't like the ads... (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, given how shopping carts are treated (banged around the parking lot, slammed around by the cart-pushers, left in the rain, cleaned with a high-pressure hose), I suspect quite a few of these will be broken shortly after introduction.
what a great time to be homeless (Score:5, Funny)
A cookie fo your cookies (Score:5, Funny)
So the shopping cart will beg me to buy something as I go near it.
My daughter already does this for me. I am good.
Re:Fucking spammers (Score:5, Funny)
With the volume up: Thank you for buying ansell condoms. People who purchased this product also bought...
A typical Ad (Score:3, Funny)
It looks like you want to buy a loaf of bread. Would you like some help?
Want to get the best out of your bread? Visit the Windows Wheat Live web site today!
Microsoft Shoppin Cart (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Fucking spammers (Score:5, Funny)
Speaking of that, when I initially glanced at the title I thought it read "Microsoft Will Stream Ass to Grocery Carts". I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
As always, Douglas Adams had the foresight... (Score:3, Funny)
This is because they operate on the curious principle of "defocused temporal perception". In other words they have the capacity to see dimly into the immediate future, which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing, and making friends that people were previously forced to do whist waiting for elevators.
About this time someone rediscovered an old patent for an ancient device called a "staircase" that let people simply walk from one floor to another, thus dispensing with the whole tedious need for elevators at all...
Quick, someone patent the paper and pencil shopping list!
Goody (Score:5, Funny)
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Grocery list (Score:5, Funny)
Customers with a ShopRite loyalty card will be able to log into a Web site at home and type in their grocery lists; when they get to the store and swipe their card on the MediaCart console, the list will appear.
..will appear on the screen for all to see, yay! I can't wait until people take peeks at my grocery list on my hi-tech shopping cart.
-Strawberries.. Check
-Whipped cream.. Check
-Cucumbers.. Check
-Whiskey.. Check
-Vaseline.. Check
-Bullwhip.. Check
-Laxative suppositories.. Check
-Making people who read my grocery list look embarrassed.. Check
Re:It could be good! (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Good Grief! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Every BSOD rewards the shopper with free cart of groceries.
Shop early, shop often!
It's the new version of Supermarket Sweep [wikipedia.org]
It's Only a Matter of Time (Score:4, Funny)
THANK YOU MICROSOFT! (Score:1, Funny)
OH OH OH WAIT A MINUTE... I just had a KILLER idea.
What if... there was a humorous "talking mascot" that guided me through the store? It could be based on something familiar to shoppers. Like, oh I dunno, the paper clip I use to hold my coupons together? YES! A talking paper clip would be AWESOME. I wonder what they would name him. "Clipper" maybe. Or "Clipton". Hmm.
Re:Oh, gawd... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:THANK GOODNESS! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
This is the one time a BSOD would be welcome, so it'll probably be the most stable MS app ever...
But seriously, what is it with Microsoft and this sort of repellent in-your-face crapware? Do they WANT to be seen as evil?
The History of Computing in a Nutshell (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft gives us an annoying shopping cart.
Obligitory "i block all ads" comment (Score:2, Funny)
What? You mean the Internet STILL has ads!? I nearly forgot after running adblock plus for so long.
Re:In Shicago Re:Baaaaahhaaah! Baaaahhh! (Score:3, Funny)
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=Smidge=
Re:Oh, gawd... (Score:3, Funny)
I remain unconvinced that I want to urinate on a plasma screen, given the voltage that they run at...
Re:My aren't you blowing high and mighty (Score:2, Funny)
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