Startup Building Floating Data Centers 256
1sockchuck writes "A Bay Area startup is planning to build data centers on cargo container ships, which would be docked at piers in major Internet markets. The company, known as IDS (International Data Security) says it plans to use biodiesel to power its generators and use heat from equipment to manage temperature on board the ships, reducing their reliance on grid power. IDS is telling prospects that it hopes to eventually have more than 20 floating data centers docked at ports around the U.S."
the pirate bay (Score:5, Funny)
I can see the marketing now... (Score:5, Funny)
Seems silly, but... (Score:5, Funny)
(latency's a bitch, though)
Re:terrorism (Score:5, Funny)
Raiding ship to ship, carrying off booty in binary, sword fights, parrots, wenches! ARRRRGH
*head asplodes*
take it one more step (Score:1, Funny)
WTF would you need that for? (Score:2, Funny)
Why would anyone ship data to a major internet market when you can just send it via an attachment? Duh...
D5! (Score:5, Funny)
Not trying to be snarly here... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh the puns! I can't resist!
Re:I can see the marketing now... (Score:3, Funny)
Rationing applies (Score:3, Funny)
Re:well (Score:5, Funny)
Re:terrorism (Score:5, Funny)
Re:terrorism (Score:5, Funny)
Re:D5! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:the pirate bay (Score:5, Funny)
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Datatypes (Score:3, Funny)
That's nice, but is there a demand for data centers that store only one type of number? What if we need to store integers?
Dan East
Re:What a bad idea (Score:2, Funny)
Never underestimate the bandwidth of (Score:3, Funny)
Whooosh... (Score:5, Funny)
ambiguous (Score:5, Funny)
"ok, please clarify exactly what you mean by that.."
Re:Port Fees? (Score:5, Funny)
Mister Smith, secure them backup tapes; I won't be havin' me data slidin' about on deck. Mister Taylor, re-run those CAT-5 cables and make it quick. There'll be no tangled rigging, or loose arrrr-J45's on my ship. Mister Martin, ye be throwin' them Cisco routers overboard, and invite their mangy sales crew over for a good plank walkin' - they be too slow for the likes o' me.
Mister Jones, if it weren't for them lying, theiving scoundrels at the I-arrr-S, I'd have no deal with the likes of ye accountin' folks. Apparently, the lot of 'em don't understand the meanin' of "parlay". But enough of me rambin' - just make sure ye decimal points be just, or I be keelhaulin' the lot of ya.
And as for the rest of ye lilly-livered scalawags, there'll be no drinkin', boozin', torrent-n' or World o' Warrrrcraft until after businessin' hours.
Arrr Meetin' be o-journ'd.
Re:terrorism (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Try Earthquake protection. (Score:5, Funny)
Offshoring? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Because... (Score:2, Funny)
Buzz-word 2.0 compliant (Score:4, Funny)
Re:well (Score:2, Funny)
Warning, bad jokes. (Score:3, Funny)
New April 1st RFC - floating point transfers over sub-nets.
The network is obviously pier to pier-based, you need good piering agreements.
Connection reset by pier.
The data center is down due to wetware failure.
Special offer - free salt for all your crypto needs.
Careful with that firewall, closed ports are bad.
"Digital Pirates" just acquired a new meaning.
The Dreaded Backhoe will be replaced by people phishing on the pier and people dropping <A>s
Sneakernet replaced by flippernet.
Overclockers rejoice, think of the extreme water-cooling possibilities.
Forget the Boston Tea Party. The Boston LAN Party will be way cooler.
Re:Try Earthquake protection. (Score:4, Funny)