DOS 5 Upgrade Video 373
Every now and then I stumble on something so ridiculous that I have to share it. This is a promotion video to upgrade to DOS 5 obviously made in a different era. Promoting features like mouse support, a graphical shell, and freeing up at LEAST 45k of memory, well, Gimme 5! Did I mention that it's all set to a hip beat? You'll love it. And by "Love" I mean "Stick forks in your eyes".
Re:News? (Score:5, Funny)
The marketing geniuses... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fail (Score:2, Funny)
Forget Vista! (Score:5, Funny)
Can I downgrade to DOS 5 instead? Why, the productivity gains alone would be worth it! And I suspect it's not nearly as bloated as Vista.
Re:The marketing geniuses... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh yeah, baby. Squirt your brown Zune for me.
The Windows 386 Promo Video is better. (Score:4, Funny)
Gah (Score:1, Funny)
I hate you now.
Happy?
Re:The marketing geniuses... (Score:5, Funny)
Can't watch it at work, but is it any more hallucinogenic than this Windows/386 promo video [google.com]?
I love the fact that... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Back when people could actually code.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fail (Score:1, Funny)
Re:News? (Score:5, Funny)
Taco (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, too easy.
A couple of things (Score:4, Funny)
Tough love indeed. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh great, I can still hear it, but now I can't find the close window button. You bastard!
oww.. my eyes.... my eyes.... (Score:4, Funny)
Brown is the kiss of DEATH (Score:5, Funny)
After replacing it, I couldn't find her XP disk, so I just installed Ubuntu on it.
Her first response on logging in?
I know this! (Score:3, Funny)
Memories (Score:4, Funny)
How About Piracy? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Back when people could actually code.. (Score:5, Funny)
Hey. HEY! Where d'ya think you're going? (muttermutter) Spoiled brat...
Re:Hey, DOS 5 was cool (Score:3, Funny)
Getting out of hand (Score:3, Funny)
Top ten list of things that Ron Paul said about Apple products while typing on a Linux computer at an Anti-Iraq war conference.
The reason I don't read Digg often is that I want real, biased, geeky, obscure fact riddled news commented on by opinionated sysadmins!
Re:Brown is the kiss of DEATH (Score:3, Funny)
poor bastard (Score:3, Funny)
HA!
You would never work again...
RS
Re:Back when people could actually code.. (Score:3, Funny)
Get offa ma lawn!
(sigh) (Score:3, Funny)
Re:News? (Score:5, Funny)
Heh. And DriveSpace was the death knell for my 500 MB hard drive when I was poking around in DOSShell...
What is this 478 MB file doing on my F drive? I need to get rid of it. <reboot> Oh crap...
MSDOS 5 (Score:3, Funny)
Lets hope that isn't the song that's going to get stuck in my head for the rest of the day..
(Gimme 5, whoo, gimme 5, whooo)
Oh god.
Well worth watching ! (Score:1, Funny)
"Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys"
Dude in the tie... (Score:3, Funny)
RTFM, Bob.
Re:News? (Score:5, Funny)
Your loss is my gain dude!
Please! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Brown is the kiss of DEATH (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Brandless? No MS (Score:3, Funny)
Hey Ritchie... we forgot our frisbee at home again and have nothing to do for lunch break. Can I borrow that disk again?
You laugh. But those 5.25" disks really can fly. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
Re:News? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:News? (Score:5, Funny)
New around here, aren't you?
Re:Back when people could actually code.. (Score:4, Funny)
I'm not that old, son. And your mother and I were wondering if you'd given any more thought to finding your own place.
Re:Hey, DOS 5 was cool (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Brown is the kiss of DEATH (Score:4, Funny)
Re:News? (Score:3, Funny)
Do you sit around in virtual rocking chairs of virtual porches slagging off these damn kids?
No need to buy it (Score:2, Funny)