SCO Stock In Danger of Delisting, Again 188
hweimer writes "In 2005, SCO got into delisting trouble because they failed to file their annual 10-K report in a timely manner. SCO seems to be headed the same way again for a different reason: the stock price is too low to meet Nasdaq's requirements. Quoting: '[W]hat can a company do to boost its share price? Besides stopping to burn money and come up with a working business model, I mean.'"
Daddy Daddy help me (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New CEO (Score:5, Funny)
Re:boosting share price (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:potential source of income (Score:5, Funny)
Hold him back, he's desperate.
Re:You're on the Titanic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:potential source of income (Score:2, Funny)
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In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Technology experts Dan Lyons and Maureen O'Gara were also on hand to bolster SCO's claims. "We've seen all the SCO materials and while its far to secret to disclose, there is no doubt in our minds that NASDAQ is actually a front for Groklaw."
I know what they can do.... (Score:5, Funny)
Truncated quote (Score:4, Funny)
very viable business model (Score:5, Funny)
the SCO business model is simply the application of public relations and litigation to a large scale version of the business model employed by that crackhead cousin of yours that shows up at family functions from time to time looking for cash: getting paid to go away.
the sheer number of crackhead cousins in the united states is evidence that this is a viable business model.
Re:What I want to know is... (Score:3, Funny)
It already is. Have you priced a package of toilet paper lately?
Re:You're on the Titanic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy fix? (Score:5, Funny)
SCOXD
for 20 days.
I know I'd smile every time I saw it.
"Hey hey, guy, buy shares of SCO! XD"
Actually, he's close .... (Score:4, Funny)
He's only out by two letters. It should read: "
Boosting prices (Score:3, Funny)
I suggest sending out 400 million anonymous emails: SCO has announced priority production of devices based on its proprietary technology. Analysts indicate that there is "almost limitless demand for this revolutionary technology". XYZI is rated an immediate and "STRONG BUY".
He can't say who he is or he'd be sued (Score:2, Funny)
Agreement between SCO, Inc. and [redacted]:
The party of the second agrees not to disclose any of the lies he hears from the party of the first.
Re:You're on the Titanic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy fix? (Score:5, Funny)
You say that like it's a bad thing...
419 it (Score:1, Funny)
Im wasted....
Dear victim I am prince Uboogkio from Nigeria and my friend I need your help for my Tribal leader King Uboogkio has invested in a firm called Sco who has also been invested in by big companies like Baystar and Microsoft and a lady called Maureen. King Uboogkio personally knows a MR Darl MCBRIDE as being an amazing bisiness man. I need more money and since Sco is where 'IT' is going on Nasdaq I guarantee you dear victim 50% of all of the shares I hold personally and and the King shareholding. To help me and you be RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS I need 1. a copy of your passport 2. $10000 us dollars 3. a telephone number Please email me so i tell you more My best (praise be to Jesus and Allah) Steve (prince) Uboogkio email me sco.getrichnow@uboogkio.ng Our village awaits news as we are about to sell some children to slave owners - this should inform you on how keen we are on Sco shares.OK That should do it
Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. (Score:5, Funny)
1) Novell gets Unix back.
2) Novell does deal with Microsoft.
3) Novell changes name to SCO.
4) Novell (i.e. SCO) stops SuSE.
5) Novell (SCO) sues IBM.
6) Prifit!
Poor Choice (Score:2, Funny)
Two reasons not to use SCO stock for TP:
1. Paper cuts.
2. Already full of "stuff".
Re:You're on the Titanic (Score:1, Funny)
It's all clear to me now ... (Score:2, Funny)
* Wait for it to go badly
* Post to your blog about them needing a new business model
* Post to
* Profit!
Maybe Señor Blogger needs a new business model too.
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Re:boosting share price (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Boosting prices (Score:4, Funny)
Although we'd never consider suggesting loyal Slashdot readers with access to mail servers might do such a thing ...
NEWSFLASH (Score:4, Funny)