AT&T Offering Merger Concessions

TheFarmerInTheDell writes that AT&T is offering concessions to make their merger with SBC happen as fast as possible. From the article: "AT&T filed a letter of commitment with the [Federal Communications Commission] Thursday night that adds a number of new conditions to the deal, including a promise to observe 'network neutrality' principles, an offer of affordable stand-alone digital subscriber line service and divestment of some wireless spectrum."

Re:SBC != BellSouth

[Umbral Blot]

One network to rule them all, One network to find them,
One network to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

I promise I'll pull out...

[TheWoozle]

...c'mon baby!

It sounds like the FCC needs to invoke the "no glove/no love" rule.

Re:georgewellian mindphucking to continue in 2007?

[slughead]

Wow dude, you are just f*cking batsh*t nuts, aren't you?

Re:SBC != BellSouth

[uhlume]

...

Would that be a Tolkien-ring network?