Robotic Deer to Fight Illegal Hunting 325
Roland Piquepaille writes "If you were a law enforcement official searching for hunters who don't follow the rules, what would be a good gift for you? In 'Robot Deer Captures Poachers,' Brian Bull, reporting from Mosinee, Wisconsin, writes that you can buy robotic decoys for deer, elks, moose and even bears. These life-like creatures are made of animal hides or skins attached to polyurethane foam bodies and equipped with remotely controlled motors allowing the head and tail to move. After you pay about $2,000 for such a robo-deer, you put it on a side road. All you have to do is wait for an illegal hunter trying to shoot the fake deer and fine him. Many officers have reported collecting well over $30,000 in fines with a single robot. Not a bad deal."
Business model (Score:4, Funny)
But I prefer parking fines since it requires a lower investment and less skilled personnel.
Just like a real deer. (Score:5, Funny)
Then you watch as it gets hit by a car.
In related news, the forthcoming RoboDeer v2.0 ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just like a real deer. (Score:5, Funny)
Now, if we could only make a robo-whitetail-suicide bomber.
Re:Useless in other coutries (Score:4, Funny)
Like you said, goading or pushing someone into committing a crime they would otherwise not is unlawful.
What is perfectly lawful is presenting them with an opportunity to commit a crime, and then punishing them for it. There is a significant difference.
Further, 'knowing' that a deer was fake would not permit you to shoot it, as you're still discharging your firearm near/on a road.
You could maybe get away with attacking it if you got out of your vehicle and bum rushed it.
Obligatory Dr. Evil quote (Score:4, Funny)
All I asked for was sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads! Deers? Oh, that's a start.
Cool (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Useless in other coutries (Score:4, Funny)
They had the fake deer out on the edge of the trees near the road, it didn't have all the motion stuff just a stuffed dear. An old guy in a pick-up truck saw it, pulled over, put on his hunting vest(orange safety) got out of the truck, got his rifle, moved the minimum distance from the road and vehicle, and proceeded to take a bead on it. He shot it and was surprised that it didn't fall down or run away, before he could take a second shot all the rangers busted out laughing and then he realized what was up.
They didn't fine the old man because he did everything he was supposed and had a license to hunt the deer, they just wanted to see if he could figure out whether or not he'd fall for a completely still fake deer (This was some 30 years ago.).
Poachers are in the clear... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But what about (Score:1, Funny)
But then you have to deal with the wankers who drink lattes. It's just not worth it.
Best of all (Score:3, Funny)
I for one welcome our new robotic-deer overlords.
Re:Just like a real deer. (Score:2, Funny)
robohookers (Score:4, Funny)
Will nobody think of the tourists? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just like a real deer. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Useless in other coutries (Score:3, Funny)
Made with real deer skin and fur (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Useless in other coutries (Score:5, Funny)
What, because the mere sight of a deer drives people into such a state of lustful desire that they can't control themselves?
"Yer honor, the deer was asking for it! His lips said no, but his antlers were saying yes, yes, yes!"
Re:But what about (Score:4, Funny)
How quickly can fill this order?
As soon as we can shoot and skin many members of Congress.