Bruce Sterling's Final Prediction 162
In Bruce Sterling's final column for Wired, he summarizes the output of a survey of Net prognosticators conducted by the Pew Internet & American Life Project. The piece is peppered with Sterling's trademarked stop-you-in-your-tracks imagery. An example: "The bubble-era vision of a Utopian Internet is dented and dirty... The Lexus has collided with the olive tree, and its crumpled hulk spins in a ditch as the orchard smolders."
Batshit Insane (Score:5, Funny)
"The bubble-era vision of a Utopian Internet is dented and dirty... The Lexus has collided with the olive tree, and its crumpled hulk spins in a ditch as the orchard smolders."
This metaphor is a can of Pringles, and its vigor is enhanced by venomous ducks that flip it daily with a caterpillar that just won't shut up.
Seriously... what?
A Question In Parting (Score:4, Funny)
Who is your meth dealer, and does he make house calls?
Re:A Question In Parting (Score:2, Funny)
The synopsis holds true... (Score:3, Funny)
English 2.0 (Score:4, Funny)
I think he's using that new-fangled English 2.0 thingy.
Re:Batshit Insane (Score:3, Funny)
Somewhere out there (Score:5, Funny)
William Gibson and Chuck Palahniuk are saying to themselves: "Oh god, *I* don't sound like that, do I?"
Re:Batshit Insane (Score:2, Funny)
Prediction not in TFA (Score:2, Funny)
In the future, "Wired" will not suck.
I think I still have some early vintage copies from when it first got published in the UK (~1995?). Any takers?
No, thought not.
Re:Batshit Insane (Score:5, Funny)
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
-- Jack Handey
"Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come."
-- Matt Groening
Unfortunately, I don't think Mr Sterling was trying to be funny.
Bad Metaphor (Score:5, Funny)
(shamelessly stolen from someone's
Re:Batshit Insane (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Batshit Insane (Score:3, Funny)