Scott Adams Suggests Bill Gates For President 1224
gerrysteele writes to point out a recent post to the Dilbert blog, in which Scott Adams discusses the atheist ascendancy in America and rationalizes the need for an atheist leader. From the article: "Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don't seem so bad lately. I think that in an election cycle or two you will see an atheist business leader emerge as a legitimate candidate for president. And his name will be Bill Gates."
Atheists: The New Gays (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
God (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, the humanity! (Score:5, Funny)
Not compatible (Score:3, Funny)
Of course! (Score:5, Funny)
But as to timing, I think it will happen a short while after Microsoft wins the nationwide bid on supplying software for the next generation election machines...
I can see it now.... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait............ it already has. Nevermind.
Gates (Score:4, Funny)
But a Iraq SP2 might be useful anyway.
Re:Not compatible (Score:1, Funny)
Re:God (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, the humanity! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What a luck! (Score:2, Funny)
A whole new range of political terms and language. (Score:5, Funny)
My Little Puppy British Prime Minister
My Electronic Voting Machine - press the button, the screen changes, but nothing else does.
UN.dll has caused a fatal error.
Foreign Country Explorer - where do you want to invade today?
Re:No, we need a philosopher-king... (Score:4, Funny)
Colbert/Stewart
Hell, I've met several right-wingers that don't get Colbert's character and would probably even vote for him.
Re:Oh, the humanity! (Score:2, Funny)
Bill in charge? (Score:5, Funny)
- Finland added to list of rogue states.
- Bin laden looses first place to Torvalds
- US army invades China in the War Against Piracy.
- European parliament get accidentaly carpet bombed. Suriving senator drops MS fines.
- Microsoft tax becomes official and mandatory for everyone.
- Making MS jokes becomes capital crime. Death sentence reintroduced in all states.
- Gate-ology becomes state religion. Defines witches as people who use different OS.
- enviromentalists complain on enviromental effects of witch burnings.
- Enviromentalists proven to be very flameble.
Re:Not compatible (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can see it now.... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait............ it already has. Nevermind.
Cannot find file "WMD.IRAQ", System Halted.
Re:You know what I like most about this article? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:God (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not compatible (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe they should eat less.
Canada (Score:3, Funny)
Re:End of faith (Score:3, Funny)
I think if you make a comparison, it would soon become obvious that the NT kernel has several advantages, mainly its support for Win32 applications but also environment subsystems compatibility with Posix and OS/2. Also, the way the drivers are handled are rather advantageous, since they're divided into three levels, the middle one also supporting WDM for compatibility with the previous generation of kernel.
You don't get that sort of technology in OT.
Canada (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Scott Adams is smoking crack (Score:1, Funny)
If they were alive today their god would have access to Vi4gr4!
Re:God (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, the humanity! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This article deserves the tag flamebait. (Score:5, Funny)
If Bill Gates Were President... (Score:3, Funny)
(Or for the humor challenged:
How is this pasta? (Score:1, Funny)
He should change that to his Yankee Noodle plan.
Re:I can see it now.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Athiest or Agnostic? (Score:2, Funny)
I prefer Stephen Colbert's take:
"Now, isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"
Re:End of faith (Score:3, Funny)
Christians signed a contract for Salvationix 2.0 (built on the Jesus kernel) but God Inc is obligated to continue providing technical support to the Jews as long as they are using Salvationix 1.0 (Jaweh kernel) and trying to get the damned thing to run on Israel-generation hardware, which they are crazily overclocking. The Muslims have a contract with God Inc for Salvationix 3.0 (Mohammed kernel) but as long as they are running it on Kalashnikov-generation processors their networking is limited to LAN and sneaker-net.
SCO (Saintly Cross Organization) claims that Salvationix infringes their spiritual property and is suing International Bogomil Machines for allegedly slipping SCO code into Salvationix while handling some B2B projects for God Inc.
It's very complicated but I hope this helps.
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