Stop Global Warming With Smog? 361
lkypnk writes, "The AP is reporting that Nobel Prize winning scientist Paul Crutzen has suggested deliberately spreading a layer of particulate matter in the upper atmosphere to help reflect some of the sun's energy in an effort to combat global warming. He reminds us that the eruption of the volcano Pinatubo in 1991 cooled the planet by as much as 0.9 degrees; he believes his computer simulations show a similar effect from deliberate injection of sulfur into the atmosphere by humans. Whatever the feasibility of the idea, as the president of the National Environmental Trust has said, 'We are already engaged in an uncontrolled experiment by injecting greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.'" From the article: "'It was meant to startle the policy makers,' said [Crutzen]. 'If they don't take action much more strongly than they have in the past, then in the end we have to do experiments like this.' ... Serious people are taking Crutzen's idea seriously."
And when the Smog Monster causes problems... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: Deja vu ... (Score:3, Funny)
Hell, we won't even read the current Slashdot story.
Re:Ok what if it gets too cool? (Score:3, Funny)
Two planets meet: "Hello, how are you?" - "Bad. I've got homo sapiens." - "Don't worry. That passes."
Re:Global Dimming (Score:4, Funny)
Oh noeeeeees!
Re:NOVA episode (Score:3, Funny)
erm, I meant "drought" rather than "draughts". I do not personally know of any evidence of a recent increase in the playing of the game draughts within the Amazon rainforest.
Re:Global Dimming (Score:3, Funny)
It's also going to be a place where everyone whinges about everything but does nothing about it. And nobody will be able to play cricket.
Like England.
Obligatory Futurama.. (Score:1, Funny)
But-
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Seriously though, wouldn't it be great if global warming happened but nuclear winter canceled it out?
In the long run, it's a payoff to Arm and Hammer.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Finally a use foor the space elevator (Score:3, Funny)
Anyone read that headline as.. (Score:1, Funny)
Please STFU! (Score:2, Funny)
Ozone in atmosphere = good
Ozone at street level = doubleplus bad!
I know this, you know this, but soccer dad thinks "oh, I'd better turn on the air conditioning to help global cooling!"
- RG>
Re:The Matrix (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Finally a use foor the space elevator (Score:2, Funny)