Celebrate the XML Decade 177
IdaAshley writes "IBM Systems Journal recently published an issue dedicated to XML's 10th anniversary. Take a look at XML application techniques, and general discussion of the technical, economic and even cultural effects of XML. Learn why XML has been successful, and what it would take for XML to continue its success."
Re:Celebrate the XML Decade (Score:5, Funny)
I started this morning by talking to everyone in XML.
I hope the black eye my coworker gave me heals before my presentation to the CTO tomorrow morning
Unfortunately I'm a Java developer... (Score:5, Funny)
Just in time for the festive season (Score:5, Funny)
Then with every following year, I'll be sending a stylesheet card which they can apply to the original XML.
And if they need to locate their names on the card, they can use
Re:XML "Sucks" (Score:4, Funny)
Re:XML "Sucks" (Score:5, Funny)
XML Decade? (Score:5, Funny)
MCMXC was 1990...
MDCCCLX was 1860...
I give up! Which decade was XML?
- RG>
Re:Celebrate the XML Decade (Score:5, Funny)
We all needed to leave the first post in this to the guy with
the sig
"XML is like violence, if it doenst fix the problem, you arent using enough"
Or words to that effect.
Re:Why XML was successful (Score:3, Funny)
I hack LISP, you insensitive clod!
Re:news flash (Score:1, Funny)
"First, in spite of it's name, XML is not a markup language; rather it's a toolkit for creating, shaping, and using markup languages."
[Source: ISBN:0-596-00046-4]
"Rampant spec abuse. 10 years old and still looking for a problem to solve."
Then don't use it. I'm certain your indian replacement will not have any such issues.
Re:Celebrate the XML Decade (Score:5, Funny)
<greeting type="friendly">Hello, fellow coworker type dude!</greeting>
<response type="violent">Have a black eye!</response>
</conversation>
Re:Celebrate the XML Decade (Score:4, Funny)
XML Debacle is more like it ;) (Score:3, Funny)
Eh, what do I know? Maybe it is that bad. =)
Don't feel too bad, Tim (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Celebrate the XML Decade (Score:3, Funny)
Care to share the DTD and schema you used for that?
Re:Celebrate the XML Decade (Score:5, Funny)
I took the liberty of revising the format a little, is this better?
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?>o n"
<conversation
xmlns="http://slashdot.org/sarcasm/XML/conversati
xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<participants>
<participant>
<short-name>OP</short-name>
<full-name>Original poster</full-name>
</participant>
<participant>
<short-name>CW</short-name>
<full-name>Unwitting coworker</full-name>
</participant>
</participants>
<relationships>
<two-way-relationship name="coworker">
<person>OP</person>
<person>CW</person>
</two-way-relationship>
</relationships>
<greeting time="2006-11-17T10:12:10Z" speaker="OP" targets="CW">
<type>
<demeanour>friendly</demeanour>
</type>
<speech>
<text type="text/plain">
Hello, fellow coworker type dude!
</text>
</speech>
</greeting>
<response time="2006-11-17T10:12:34Z" speaker="CW" targets="OP">
<type>
<demeanour>angry</demeanour>
<context>
<divorce type="messy"/>
<custody-battle type="messy"/>
</context>
</type>
<speech>
<text type="application/xhtml+xml">
Have a <html:em>black eye</html:em>!
</text>
</speech>
<action>
<punch>
<recipient>OP</recipient>
<aim>eye</aim>
</punch>
</action>
</response>
</conversation>
I'm sort of disappointed that I only got to use two namespaces. Can't get indentation to work either, unfortunately.
Re:No mention of XML's creators? (Score:2, Funny)