Microsoft Interested In More Linux Deals 256
eldavojohn writes "Microsoft has announced that it would be open to more deals similar to the one it just made with Novell. 'We will love to put that kind of agreement in place with anyone who distributes Linux software, Red Hat, whoever else,' Steve Ballmer told India's Economic Times. Considering the recent reactions to the Microsoft Novell deal, it would be interesting to see who else takes them up on the offer. Novell is due to receive USD $348 million in up-front payments. Will Red Hat cash out on this offer if it feels the impending pressure from Oracle's Linux? Will non-profit Linux distributions attempt to make deals with Microsoft?"
you can have my linux (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Way too obvious (Score:2, Funny)
Can someone explain to him the way things work around here - a misspelled rant about Natalie Portman and some grits would have gone a lot further, thats all I can say.
At last a chance for Open Source (Score:1, Funny)
Sure they are! (Score:3, Funny)
The same way a humpback whale is interested in plankton.
Do No Evil? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm guessing that that would be the "Do No Evil" part, Mr. Ballmer?
Re:Way too obvious (Score:2, Funny)
For the last time, Senator Kerry -- if you're going to make "OMFG hes so teh stupid!" jokes, you need to be able to, say, spell "carrot" correctly.
Bring out your dead! (Score:5, Funny)
CUSTOMER: What?
MIRCOSOFT: Nothing. Here's your money.
LINUX: I'm not dead!
CUSTOMER: He says he's not dead!
MICROSOFT: Yes, he is.
LINUX: I'm not!
CUSTOMER: He isn't?
MICROSOFT: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
LINUX: I'm getting better!
MICROSOFT: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Re:Way too obvious (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Way too obvious (Score:5, Funny)
Does that really work?
qubit@mslinuxbox:~$ make good software
make: *** No rule to make target `good'. Stop.
qubit@mslinuxbox:~$
Hmm... doesn't work for me...