Democrats Take House, Senate Undecided 1090
Every news publication on earth is saying mostly the same thing. The Democrats have taken the house picking up a sizable number of seats. But the Senate remains a tossup with a few undecided seats holding the balance. Concerns of voter fraud have been heard from around the nation as well.
Re:FOSP (Score:3, Funny)
Fraud count (Score:4, Funny)
Unsuccessful votes: 2%
George Bush: 52%
You idiots! (Score:3, Funny)
I think its obvious... (Score:0, Funny)
I still think Diebold arranged this one...
Election Supervision? (Score:3, Funny)
Hello United States of America!
Maybe You should consider inviting the UN for supervising the next election like any other Banana Republic out there?
Oh sorry - You couldn't take a joke ;-)
Hey, Karl Rove (Score:4, Funny)
Lets just hope (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fraud count (Score:3, Funny)
Well last night, before I had seen any election news, I decided to go check out the results so far. I googled for "cnn election" and clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky". The headline on the page was "BUSH DEFEATS KERRY". I had to do a double take before I realized it was the 2004 results page. See what happens when you get used to google being so good at reading your mind.
In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:2, Funny)
Nancy Pelosi president (Score:1, Funny)
Re:FOSP (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:5, Funny)
How many times do I have to say this?
Ahem...
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is NO basis for a system of government.
You cannot just call yourself Senator just because some watery tart tossed a sword at you.
I mean, if I went round, calling myself Congressman, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Re:Stock Market (Score:2, Funny)
No, but if you're looking for a hot tip, I just got one from a guy I don't know named "Antonio Quintela."
He tells me that:
The symbol is IFLT.PK and the price is at $0.01 right now, but he seems pretty optimistic about a 10,000% increase.
We'll see what happens...
Re:What will the democrats be able to do? (Score:5, Funny)
They'll go along with a minimum wage increase, but the president will add a signing statement:
"Within the context of this statute, the term 'Dollar' shall defined to be equal to 68 cents."
Favorable outcome (Score:4, Funny)
I KNEW IT!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Where's my tinfoil hat?!?!?
3 Branches (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:1, Funny)
Ahem...
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is NO basis for a system of government.
You cannot just call yourself Senator just because some watery tart tossed a sword at you.
I mean, if I went round, calling myself Congressman, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Be quiet!
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:2, Funny)
How many times do I have to say this? Ahem... strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is NO basis for a system of government. You cannot just call yourself Senator just because some watery tart tossed a sword at you. I mean, if I went round, calling myself Congressman, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
You all saw it he's trying to repress me.
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh.. and that would be what? Ruling by jackasses?
Methinks never has a
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe they'll just proclaim that the last six years never happened, and institute a Congressional Do-Over.
Re:Nancy Pelosi president (Score:1, Funny)
Isn't this the point where someone writes... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No, the cat does not "got my tongue." (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:5, Funny)
There's still a 30-year moratorium on Monty Python sketch recital. It's been observed to cause virginity.
Wiggum said it best. (Score:5, Funny)
No, no, no, dig up stupid.
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:3, Funny)
Rummy's got strategies? Oh yeah, put a stop to sectarian violence going back nearly 1500 years with a few years of grossly undermanned occupation.
Heckuva job, Rummy!
God, the bush admin crew is retarded (apologies to the mentally challenged). At least by voting in democrats, we can show the world the rest of the USA isn't filled with a bunch of pin-headed shrub-lovers. Now we've got democratic retards, instead of bush retards.
Re:I, for one (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why is it a shame? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why is it a shame? (Score:3, Funny)
Dag gunnit, why didn't we think of it before?
Re:Will they be able to make things better? (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously, why do you have a problem with this? Isn't it the role of the judicial branch to act as a check on the legislative? Are you actually advocating the current system, where the wealthy decide which laws get reviewed?