Dirtiest Jobs in Science 120
ExE122 writes "CNN and CareerBuilder have posted a listing of the top 10 dirtiest jobs in science. 'Whether they are sifting through reeking mud banks to find cures for contamination, or sorting stool samples to get to the bottom of our bathroom dilemmas, these are some of the science jobs that sacrifice their time, energy and comfort for the greater global good.' Sounds like a job opportunity for Mike Rowe!" From the article: "Hot-zone Superintendent - What they do: Perform maintenance work for bio-safety labs that study lethal airborne pathogens, for which there is no known cure. Their work enables scientists to study the nature of disease-causing organisms, such as anthrax."
They Missed One! (Score:5, Funny)
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-Schroedinger's Cat
It's not poo, but ... (Score:2, Interesting)
I did grad school in a place where there was not an enormous amount of money to go around, so computers would generally get passed from graduating students to new students.
One of the grossest experiences of my grad school career was to take posession of one of these "hand-me-down" computers. You cannot imagine the grunge that came out of the keyboard. Crumbs, hairs, dandruff, even fucking fingernail clippings! Not to mention that gross skin-oil film on all t
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Re:It's not poo, but ... (Score:5, Funny)
Quit whinging. My first work experience was six months of grinding uranium ore. By hand. With a mortar and pestle. And the "protective gear" they gave us? A t-shirt and shorts. And I'm not kidding.
Everyone's gotta spend some time at the bottom of the heap.
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Luxury. We had to grind uranium ore in our teeth!
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Luxury. We had to grind uranium ore in our teeth!'
Luxury that is! Pure Luxury!
When I wa' a lad, we'd 'ave to grind the uranium ore with our own teeth, then when we died from radiation poisoning we'd 'ave to dig our own hole and bury ourselves in it. You tell that to a kid now-a-days, and they won't believe it!
Re:It's not poo, but ... (Score:4, Interesting)
I know, here in Colorado with the Arsenal Reclamation Project, they're cleaning up shavings from machinists having worked depleted uranium..........with a lathe..........wearing regular 'ol shop clothes. I've worked depleted Uranium with machine tools myself, not too entirely dangerous as long as you take precautions to prevent skin contact and inhalation.
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Stopped reading at item 6 down the list (Score:1)
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1) Pipette drop of fluid onto slide.
2) Look at slide.
3) Count sperm.
4) Put a tube into a centrifuge.
5) Pipette out water.
6) Put tube into the freezer.
Where does the dirty part come into play?
Re:Stopped reading at item 6 down the list (Score:5, Funny)
That's how you have to talk to the guy during the step 0) obtaining of sample.
I'm not even supposed to be here today! (Score:1)
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
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Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Re:Stopped reading at item 6 down the list (Score:4, Funny)
Reminds me of a visit to a medical lab.
I was mildly embarrassed to be dropping off a urine sample for a 24 hour calcium test, which is a *huge* jug of piss collected over 24 hours.
Some other guy was trying to hand off a 'sample' to one of the lab techs.
She said very loudly (for all to hear): "I can't take your semen.
Semen samples can only be accepted between (some time range) on (some specific days)."
I thought they had more discrete ways of handling samples like that. It sure made me feel less awkward.
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My romantic come-on lines have often been creatively and directly rebuffed but never quite like that.
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No. I don't know why I went Austrailian there for a minute.
No Thanks (Score:1)
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Semen Washer
What they do: Take semen samples under microscopic observation to study their sperm count, then spin, separate, add preservatives and freeze the samples for in vitro fertilization.
Although how that is massively more dirty than any other job that involves looking at cells under a microscope beats me.
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Corpse-Flower Grower (Score:3, Interesting)
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Actually, it sounds like a bad job, it just isn't.
Just like being a packer at a fudge factory.
American Gothic Reference (Score:2)
Real diapers still exist (Score:2)
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Your neighbor's garden would probably grow better, too.
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Please use plenty of bleach on those cloth diapers.
While walking in a nearby park, I noticed what looked
like small squares of of artwork hanging on
a chain link fence. At a distance I thought they were
tie dye patterns.
On closer inspection, they were cloth diapers hung
to dry on the fence. The 'patterns' were various layers
of faded shit and piss stains. Ugh.
your sig? (Score:2)
Dude, your SIG sort of contradicts your message.
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We've been using cloth diapers for my daughter since she was born (she's 4 months old now). The service (weekly pickups of dirty diapers and dropoffs of new ones) is actually less than the name brand disposable diapers. Even with the cost being above the non-name brand varieties, I like that I'm only contributing to the waste water problem, not the landfill problem.
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If scraping baby turds off of cotton makes one an artist, them I'm Van freakin' Gogh.
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The distinction on the list is not so much between art and science as it is between involving sickening subs
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So other than the overpowering stench on the day it blooms, the rest of the time it's just another hothouse plant.
If you want to cultivate a plant with an extensive stinky blooming period, there are some smaller arums that bloom repeatedly for months on end. But they usually ha
Volcanologist? (Score:3, Informative)
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You don't clean sulfuric ashtrays everyday, do you?
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I see we have at least one guy here who has never held down a gig as the devil's butler! Sheesh!
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Hmm (Score:4, Funny)
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Not science jobs (Score:3, Insightful)
Many of these are not science jobs. And the ones that are, well, the dirty grunt work would be assigned to a technician. Or by grad students.
Mut be a slow news day.
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--NitpickDupe
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Re:Not science jobs (Score:5, Insightful)
Which brings us to the real dirtiest job in science: being a grad student. It doesn't matter what crap jobs the scientists in the article have, it's still better than indentured servitude.
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Having a tech do it is great, but when you're the only guy around who remotely knows what he's doing, you're down in that pit latrine yourself.
Whether I'm wearing
This has to do it, without a doubt (Score:2)
Hi this is Mike Rowe (Score:1)
poo sifter (Score:3, Informative)
Dead Body Farm (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.deathsacre.com/ [deathsacre.com]
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What's wrong with vulcanologist???? (Score:5, Funny)
What happened to... (Score:3, Funny)
rj
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In addition, you have to deal with freshmen.
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Ever heard of the Hotard Janitor [tripod.com]?
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Still though, not as bad as bailing hay, laying insulation, or sanding drywall on the ceiling...
Research Assistant (Score:1, Redundant)
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Re:Not sure if this counts (Score:5, Funny)
Semen Washer? (Score:3, Funny)
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The volunteer that cleans the dog kennels at the animal shelter has a dirtier job than that!
dirtiest job? (Score:2)
How do I apply to be a corpse-flower grower? (Score:2)
Article was written by Candace Corner (Score:2)
Me: Yes Yes Yes!!
Candace: Auughh!! Get it off, GET IT OFF!!
easy... (Score:1)
Our uber advanced filter here at work... (Score:4, Funny)
Or maybe it was the word "careers" that tipped it off.
What could be worse than... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What could be worse than... (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory punch line (Score:2)
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Practicing doctors like the ones you suggest aren't real scientists. They don't discover new medicines and procedures. They merely use science others develop (which includes some, but not all the practicing MDs). You wouldn't call people who install networking equipment for a living "engineers", would you?
it really is bad (Score:2)
Most of the women will be kind of ugly. (fat, old, etc.)
Suppose you do get a pretty one that isn't already dripping with semen. You can't let on that you notice, because you might get sued.
Then at the end of the day, you go home. Your wife wants to have some fun in bed with you. Your reaction: not another! I mean, it's like taking work
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those poor indonesian scientists (Score:2)
Hot-zone Superintendent (Score:1)
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Bravin' it (Score:1)
Nothing new for these "Dirty Jobs" (Score:1)
Manure Inspector
I challenge anyone to find an episode without manure in it. Manure, or "
Here we go (Score:2, Interesting)
No matter how hard you try to stay clean... (Score:5, Interesting)
I worked in the microbiology department, in a pathogen lab, doing research on mycobacteria, specifically tuberculosis. Every semester we had to get tested for antibodies to TB (indicating that we'd been exposed) and every semester at least one researcher had.
My best friend works as a clinical technician in a lab doing human tissue sample analysis. Pathology lab, basically. About a week ago they had a patient that was *really* sick with a bunch of nasty things, and they were working through samples, and one of my friend's coworkers started screaming because one of the stool samples *moved*. The patient had serious tapeworms, among other problems.
We're thinking about going back to school and becoming art critics.
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Dirtiest jobs in science... (Score:2)
Extracting fossils from tar (Score:3, Insightful)
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Just don't tell Mike Rowe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Jobs [wikipedia.org]
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Boating in a sewage lagoon (Score:3, Interesting)
Anyway, after a few survey runs the outboard motor stalled right when I was in the middle of a large section of open water. I hoisted the prop out of the water and saw that it was completely wound up in dozens of used condoms that had got past the filtration screens. I had to free the prop using my Swiss Army knife. (I later threw away the knife.)
The scariest thing was what I noticed the next morning. The day before, I'd dripped some of the lagoon water on the jeans that I was wearing under my survival suit. Overnight, the liquid had actually burned holes right through the fabric of my jeans, as if mice had gnawed them. I was totally freaked by that and since then I've always wondered what effect the noxious chemicals I probably absorbed that day will have on my long-term health.
What for dinner tonight ? (Score:1)
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