EMI Exec Says 'The Music CD is Dead' 528
Anonycat writes "Alain Levy, the chairman of EMI Music, made a speech at the London Business School declaring 'the end of the music CD as it is.' He went on to say that most CDs are simply used for ripping onto digital audio players. Levy adds that by the beginning of 2007, all EMI CDs will come with additional material to make them more attractive to the consumer. Revenue from CDs still outranks revenue from downloads by better than 6 to 1. Would it take 'additional material' to get you to keep buying CDs? What material would you like to see?"
What material would I'd like to see? (Score:5, Funny)
Easy Sony (Score:4, Funny)
Why rootkits and virii for my computer of course!
Three letters... (Score:3, Funny)
Anything that's not DRM'd.
I know, what are the chances of that, huh? On the other hand, what's the point in including extra fluff that's DRM'd in a package where the primarily content isn't DRM'd? "Here's the cake you ordered, sir. And to thank you for your patronage, we've included a bonus poisoned pill. It's sugary though, yum!" "Umm, thanks... I'll just eat the cake."
How could anyone ask for more? (Score:5, Funny)
It feeds me proto-literate lyrics, expertly Photoshopped images of poseurs, titillating videos that don't make any sense, the instrumental talent of digitized samples and vocal harmonizers, and -- if I can afford it -- maybe a ticket to a lip-synched World Tour performance with a team of 30 dancers and some fireworks.
People who download music miss all of this. They aren't cool. They hurt the Artists.
That's why Mariah Carey made "Glitter", you bastards. She was hurt.
Re:Copyright profiteering is dead (Score:1, Funny)
We would still be paying Ogg for the patent on that wheel thing
I'm pretty sure Ogg would want it to be unpatented [vorbis.com]...
Re:I'd like to see a talking goat (Score:4, Funny)
Or a goatse-tubgirl duet, in B-fart major. Barrrrf.
Re:What Is He Smoking? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What Is He Smoking? (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't that all was Sony was trying to do, give you some free software when you bought their CDs?
Re:What Is He Smoking? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What Is He Smoking? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What Is He Smoking? (Score:3, Funny)
http://flac.sourceforge.net/ [sourceforge.net]
Re:What Is He Smoking? (Score:2, Funny)
The trip is 2780.82 miles, so At 20 MPG and $2/gallon, the transfer will cost $278.08, or $100 per MB of data.
Sorry, but 410,000MB (410GB) that costs $278.08 to transfer is $0.000678/MB, or about $0.68/GB. Your $100/MB is only about a factor of 150,000 too high on the cost. Nice try, though.
Re:What Is He Smoking? (Score:1, Funny)