The Tale of Seanbaby and Uwe Boll 79
1up is hosting a piece by EGM funnyman Seanbaby about his sordid altercation with Uwe Boll. "Uwe was going to promote his publicity stunt on G4's Attack of the Show by boxing one of the hosts. Again, he's a matchmaking genius, because everyone on TV is 3 feet tall. If you were watching Attack of the Show during the time I cohosted, you might have noticed that I could have leaned over and eaten host Kevin Pereira. A producer from the show remembered this and called me asking if I'd come on and fight Uwe. I train in Muay Thai and jujitsu, so I think boxing is to fighting what Hungry Hungry Hippos is to fighting, but--holy crap!--I couldn't pass up getting my fist near the mouth that shouted 'action' on the set of House of the Dead."
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I grew up training in kung fu with cross training in Japanese and European sword arts as well as some training in muay thai, and in a match with rules, I am at a disadvantage because I have to stop my body from doing things that it's not allowed to do because of the rules. In a real life situation, however, the advantage tends to rest with me.
It's the reason I never wanted to do tournament fighting. Instead, I got wrangled into helping train a few people who did because of my background and ability to pick apart weaknesses while turning them into advantages.
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"oops! you mean i get disqualified for the 1-inch nut punch? jeez i guess i missed that rule. darnit i lost!"
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http://www.kensingtonbooks.com/itm_img/pp1-10.pdf [kensingtonbooks.com]
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- remove Uwe's head from his shoulders with a shin to his neck
- clench with him then drive a knee into his face
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It's often been joked by friends that if they were to be stuck in a zombie flick that they'd want me there because with my background (and the fact that I have more than enough gear in my armory for the group of them. After close to 20 years, you accumulate a few pieces.) I'd probably be able to get us out all in one piece.
Knowing me, however, if I got stuck in a zombie movie with a bunch of random people, I'
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Not that I'm against guns per se, but pretending that they're some kind of superweapon that makes you invincible is outright foolish. That .45 in your coat may make you feel 12ft tall, with 8in steel ball bearings for testicles, but that sure as hell won't keep you alive when the shit really hits the fan.
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Among other things it will teach you:
How to gauge the danger of a situation.
How to use your environment to your advantage.
To listen to your instincts when they tell you something is off about a situation.
To tell if the person who's giving you a hard time is packing a co
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* except when good ol' Uncle Sugar sent my reserve unit to Afghanistan, but I had very little input in that decision...
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Personally, I don't really like fighting. Doesn't mean that I'm not capable of it or that I'm not good at it - just that I'd generally rather be doing something else (Though I admit that I am occasionally in one of those moods. Thankfully, I have good self control and they are few and far between).
There was one amusing moment in not fighting when I got the eternal gratitude of a bartender by breaking up a bar fight with a word and then escorting the troublemak
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Go to the wrong punch palace on a weekend night... or the wrong club, and it becomes very important...
I live in suburban Ohio [Cleveland]... I've seen barfights that were ended when someone picked up a cigar ashtray and kept hitting someone in the head with it until it finally shattered... I've seen the aftermath of a thrown pint glass...
It's always useful to know the situation you're in...
Nephilium
"The walls here are as thin as a hoofer's wallet." -- Playback (Chapter 5)
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The shit may hit the ground, assuming it can find a way our their pantsleg.
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The rule is based on the fact that an attacker can close 20 feet before the human brain can regognize an attack and respond by firing the weapon.
Long story short: If you have a knife (or just take an agressive martial arts stance), don't get within 20 feet of a guy with a gun; he has the right to shoot.
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You also might want to try some force on force practice (with airsoft or something, not real guns) and just see how well drawing on an alert enemy at close range without moving works. Here's a hint: Not as well as you seem to think.
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Guns can be stolen. (Score:3, Insightful)
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I've taken down other people that were significantly larger than I was. Conversely, I've also had my head handed to me by a little old chinese guy (I really miss him, he was a good teacher).
But if you want to learn a real lesson in frightening little men, you should meet the one master blacksmith that I got to know while I was working at the forge. He was about 5'3" and looked like a good breeze would blow him away, but he could do things physically that I couldn't do at 6' tall and built like a wall.
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Mike Tyson vs Bruce Lee - if only we could see it - to the death, now that's something I'd snap up on PPV.
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Mike Tyson vs Bruce Lee - if only we could see it - to the death, now that's something I'd snap up on PPV.
You fool, how is Mike Tyson more ultimate than Muhammed Ali ?!? Floats like a butterfly, etc.
And the debate rages on...
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Yeah, he can be a real little bastard when he wants to be. Always asking for more weapons.
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Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men.
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He did, however, have the perpetual cheshire cat-like grin.
He was a tough, sadistic little man when it came to training. I miss him a lot. Some of the people I've trained thought I was tough. I went easy on them by comparison, not that they'd ever believe it.
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"What do you mean?"
"You know, like...
nunchaku skills,
bow hunting skills...
computer hacking skills.
Girls only want boyfriends
who have great skills."
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Clearly he has never fought a boxer. I'm suprised that someone with a background in Muay Thai can be so ignorant.
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Boxing is a poncy silly dance with all sorts of prissy rules and pointless jumping through hoops, certainly compared to Muay Thai (where the basic rule is "stop when you've torn their head off...").
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The MT rules you're referring to sound like the kind of stuff you'd see in Thailand, but amateur Thai boxing is not like that, as far as I know.
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"Kickboxing" (as the word is normally used) is a "softer" alternative to Muay Thai. Proper Muay Thai allows strikes with the hands, feet, shins, knees and elbows, whereas most kickboxing clubs/styles ban elbows, knee-strikes and kicks below the waist.
And you do get Muay Thai clubs in the
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Boxing is limited but extremely effective, and from a self-defence point of view it's a good system because most people will try to punch you.
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In contrast, not many martial arts styles do this - there are some (Muay Thai, Full-Contact Karate, etc), but they're massively outweighed by the majority that either don't spar or practice non- or semi-contact sparring. Good styles will try to edge people into this (eg, by always holding contact pads against your body, to condition you to taking blows), but many don't.
Bo
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Well obviously, but I was referring to a form of training where you simply get punched repeatedly (because I assumed that this is what you were referring to).
Ugh. You really don't know much about the subject. Boxi
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What's so hard to understand? Boxers are hard as nails. Boxing is a poor style to fight with.
Yes, boxers can kick and wrestle in a street fight, but that's not boxing
Boxing has made them very, very tough, but if they went into a fight and used boxing they'd get their arses kicked. What aren't you understanding about this?
True, Wing Chun was possibly a poor choice to go with, but I only mention it because I know someone who trains at it
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I'm annoyed because I wish these retarded myths and misconceptions would just go away, instead of repeating themselves everywhere.
It's hard to understand because it isn't true.
Duh. Like I said, there's no mysterious force that prevents boxers from using other techniques in a re
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What I said has nothing to do with the second sentence you quoted.
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I've never read a seanbaby article before, but I couldn't agree less. He's no maddox, but he's the funniest person I've read besides him on the 'net in a while. How could you not love the following paragraph?
I mean if t
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Now you know when you will be an adult (Score:1)
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He should have lied. (Score:5, Funny)
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Uwe Boll + Movie Production = Tearful Ending
But for all the wrong reasons. :-(
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Wow an internet tough gyu (Score:2, Insightful)
Seanbaby is every bit as talented as Uwe Boll is. He's the Uwe Boll of internet comedy.
Haha fart jokes haha
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German government conspiracy? (Score:2, Interesting)
There is also an answer to the question of how he continues to raise funding:
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