Web Surfing in Public Places Is A Way to Court Trouble 274
We had a story come in from the New York Times reminding people that web surfing in public places Is a way to court trouble. There's nothing in the story that is anything hugely new - but it does lead to an interesting question. What's the worst "on the road" security setups you've seen?
Sensationalist, at least about wireless (Score:5, Funny)
Have these guys heard of SSL? SSH? Can you say overkill? And who is this Sellitto guy, sounds like a liberal arts major that can't cut it in a real security field. *breathes into paperbag*
Re:Interesting question (Score:5, Funny)
Re:classic diligence, albeit in a modern world (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Denver Airport (Score:3, Funny)
EVDO (Score:3, Funny)
Terminal rooms in schools (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Denver Airport (Score:5, Funny)
Re:classic diligence, albeit in a modern world (Score:5, Funny)
Dr. Smith is a medical researcher, helping run one end of a typical double-blind clinical trial of Unobtainasil, a new drug which is hoped to treat a severe condition. He's flying to Switzerland for a conference of some kind.
While in the airport, he happens to sit down next to Dr. Jones, whom he met a while back at another conference. They get to talking shop, as is not surprising - and it eventually comes out that Dr. Jones is also working on the clinical trials of Unobtainasil.
With great dismay, they realize they've just compromised the trial, and all the data will probably need to be thrown out.
Whoops.
Moral of the story: never talk about anything with anyone.
Re:Interesting question (Score:2, Funny)
Did you at least allow him a bathroom break during this time?
Conference Call (Score:5, Funny)
Needless to say, we made the "off the air" discussion a part of every call we had with them.
Re:The virus of Troy wooden horse type (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Interesting question (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Public computers (Score:4, Funny)
If the machine is insecure enough to have a keylogger, it's hard to say what other kinds of software may be presesnt on the machine.
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Stupidest security policy on the road (Score:3, Funny)
Re:classic diligence, albeit in a modern world (Score:2, Funny)
That smile had nothing to do with Nethack, it was probably another Mac user, he natually thought you were gay as well.
Re:classic diligence, albeit in a modern world (Score:3, Funny)
I had to explain that it was a game "see it's in my games folder" and that it was also available as a GUI "see here it is with pictures". Wasen't till I showed them my badge and business cards from the multinational that I work for that they started beliving me.
After that I only played in GUI mode while in public. (ASCII at work though, 'cause anyone who know's I'm not working also won't rat me out
-nB
Re:Now all you need.. (Score:3, Funny)
That, and a bowel disruptor, several drug habits, and two filthy assistants.