The 20 Worst Games Ever 218
EGM's Seanbaby has a 'director's cut' of a list of the top 20 worst videogames, a list published in the 150th issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly earlier this year. While some top lists may claim authority, this one is the real deal: these games are utter crap. From the article: "#10: Revolution X (SNES) This game is biblically horrific. You're overthrowing an oppressive world order. With Aerosmith. And music is your weapon. That scream of terror you just heard was probably you. Using your weapon, music, you'll fight a massive army of soldiers sent by the government to keep you from rocking. And since the artists were lazy, the army is made up entirely of a man in a yellow jacket and his several thousand identical twins."
yay for old news (Score:5, Informative)
Old/10 (Score:4, Informative)
Big Rigs: YOU'RE WINNER! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:This info is rather stale (like the 2600) (Score:4, Informative)
I don't know why everyone hates E.T. much. I still dig it out from time to time to have ET put the transmitter together and phone home. People hate the pits... Here's a pointer for you, stay away from them! It's not like ET has any control issues, just keep him away from the pits.
E.T. follows the movie pretty well given the limitations of the 2600. You have ET, you have Elliot, and you have the bad guys trying to get ET.
Plus you get to revive a flower.
Amen :) (Score:1, Informative)
Re:yay for old news (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Plumbers don't wear ties? (Score:5, Informative)
That's probably because it was never released commercially.
Rob
Re:Ultima 9: Ascension (Score:4, Informative)
Rob
Re:The real fun is reading the reviews. (Score:3, Informative)
and not since Syberia in 2002 has there been a rating over 9.
And, having played Syberia, I can honestly say that as an adventure game it sucks donkeyballs. All puzzles are incredibly easy, except for one which is completely undoable. In itself this is not enough to invalidate the game, but the puzzles are virtually all ridiculously illogical. I mean, at one point in the game the main character cannot climb a certain ladder because there are birds sitting in front of it, and "she is afraid of birds". Now, instead of just stomping right through the birds, or throwing something at them, or making a loud noise, or just waiting until they fly away (which are all impossible), you have to go on a long, boring quest which goes all over the map, to get some birdseed or something so you can lure them away. The game is also dead slow, and the main character is unsympathetic and presented as being quite stupid. The only good thing about the game is that it looks absolutely stunning. Which is probably why Gamespot gave it such a high ranking. Visuals, you know.
Was pretty funny until it got homophobic (Score:3, Informative)
"Experts in ass ramming" eh?
Sounds like this guy has got a problem, oh I figured it out, he's a fucking idiot.
Re:Battlecruiser 3000AD (Score:3, Informative)
You're in luck. Derek Smart (the lone maniac developer) has released the old versions of the game for free on the game's Web page [3000ad.com]. A while back I downloaded BattleCruiser Millenium, the 2nd generation of the title. [BattleCruiser 3000 was the 1st.] I have to admit, it is impressive. The scope of the idea of the game: space cruiser combat, space fighter combat, and (FPS) ground combat is very ambitious. Unfortunately the gameplay is not very good and the game itself is unstable. It doesn't help that Derek denies that his games have any stability problems.
I recommend you try it out.
Extreme PaintBrawl (Score:4, Informative)
Another possible missing game is Extreme PaintBrawl [ign.com]; as far as I know, it got the lowest rating [ign.com] ever on IGN in 1998 (0.7 out of 10) and since then has never been topped (uhm, "topped" doesn't seem the right word for such games...).
Re:The list (Score:3, Informative)
Curiously, Custer's Revenge also made the TV news, though for different reasons (native protests played a small part). Amusingly, the broadcaster decided to blank out the offending part of Custer's anatomy, making the roughly pixelated penis look larger, and black.
Dana Plato certainly made some poor choices in her life. Perhaps this game was one of them, but as a fan of hers I prefer to think of her as a "pioneer." Lots of has-been and would-be actors would be discovered or buried in these video game roles in the years to come.
Re:Plumbers don't wear ties? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Extreme PaintBrawl (Score:4, Informative)
Worst Game Ever (Score:3, Informative)
Wikipedia has a pretty good list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_
Re:You're Winner! (Score:2, Informative)
I've never played the game, but I think that it sounds like a pretty damn amusing feature, though obviously a bit cruel if it's hard to finish the game. I'll have to get that game going on an emulator sometime to see for myself.
Heroes of the Lance? (Score:3, Informative)
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