Human Species May Split In Two 1000
gEvil (beta) writes "According to an article at the BBC, an evolutionary theorist in London suggests that humanity may split into two sub-species within the next 100,000 years. From the article: 'The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.'" No missing link here, we already have the troll-like humans to prove it.
So to be clear... (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, the Eloi are better looking (Score:4, Funny)
Good timing... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey!! (Score:5, Funny)
Stats? (Score:5, Funny)
wait, that sounds familiar.. (Score:5, Funny)
Fox (Score:5, Funny)
(You can't call it a troll if I don't say which one becomes the upper class
Re:So to be clear... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes and the Brits will make revolting sausages out of the Swedes and eat them with bacon and eggs.
Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... (Score:1, Funny)
They do, and they did not have to look very far either: Just go to arstechnica, you find the majority of their sampleset used in their forums boards members, moderators, & the owner.
Re:So to be clear... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... (Score:5, Funny)
Boy, he really hasn't studied human beings enough, has he? First he expects smart people to be beautiful (or the converse) and now he expects large boobs to be pert?
Re:So to be clear... (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our futuristic tall, slim, attractive, intelligent and creative sauna loving meatball munching copyright infringing swashbuckling pirate blonde overlords. May death come quickly to their enemies. Yaaaaar!
Re:So to be clear... (Score:3, Funny)
From the Oh-Snap! Dept.
Re:The Time Machine (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Confounding factors (Score:1, Funny)
I whole heartedly agree. Many times a day I wonder why I married my wife.
obligatory charles heston reference (Score:2, Funny)
Nova was the perfect woman. Beautiful, Compliant, Mute.
Re:So to be clear... (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, the top half will be the Mac users. The other half will be.. you know.
Re:Fox (Score:5, Funny)
Sure I can! I'm libertarian, you insensitive clod!
Cup Holders! (Score:2, Funny)
Figures... (Score:2, Funny)
Umm... (Score:5, Funny)
Troll-like humans? (Score:3, Funny)
Come on... high five! Anybody?
Re:Stereotypical Predictions from Dr. Curry ... (Score:5, Funny)
Hush up, you. They may have taken away our dreams of flying cars and houses on the Moon, but breasts that are both large and pert is a future worth fighting for!
Re:So to be clear... (Score:5, Funny)
after all...you are who you eat...
Re:The problem with this is (Score:5, Funny)
In order to dissuade you from this dellusion, I direct your attention to my dearest of college discoveries: Sexy art chicks.
Home Run Time (Score:3, Funny)
From the article: 'The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.
Talk about a setup. I predict 90% of the comments on this article will be modded funny (regardless of whether they actually are).
Contraception (Score:5, Funny)
Wait....
A Warning that Must be Heeded (Score:5, Funny)
Yet another dire consequence of too much time playing MMORPG's. As if the recent South Park wasn't warning enough.
Wasn't this... (Score:5, Funny)
And IIRC, some of them (her) wasn't ugly at all!
Besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Each new race might find themselves quite attractive.
(Slashdot Rule #17: Any post mentioning Star Trek the original series is to automatically be modded Insightful.)
Re:Hey!! (Score:4, Funny)
There's no point being precious about it.
Re:So to be clear... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. (Score:3, Funny)
I think there will be 10 sub-species (Score:5, Funny)
*ahem*
Anyway, aren't there already 2... males and females... might as well be completely different species sometimes
Or, to take the controversial line, perhaps the two will be natives and immigrants
Re:Bush Family Trees (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So to be clear... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's already happening (Score:3, Funny)
Or Paris Hilton vs Mr Hilton.
Re:So to be clear... (Score:3, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like overlords.
Re:Bush Family Trees (Score:5, Funny)
"I...am your father's...father's...law partner's...and home state's...and boss's...ad hominem."
"So what does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what your argument means!"
Re:The problem with this is (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, yes, the sort of girl who will destroy your soul and then break up with you via interpretive dance, a psychedelic barrage of Tempera paint, and a thousand posterboard paper cuts.
Re:So to be clear... (Score:4, Funny)
In the USA, 65% of the population have prominent breasts. The only problem is, only 50% of the population is female.
Solomon
Re:So to be clear... (Score:1, Funny)
It's just you.
Re:So to be clear... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm confused... (Score:5, Funny)
If Darwin is anything to shout about... (Score:4, Funny)
I like Chinese, yes I like Chinese.
Re:On a serious note, .... (Score:5, Funny)
For one thing, they don't have the access to birth control that allows the rich and middle classes to have unlimited sex (without barrier-style birth control methods like condoms, crevical caps, and diaphrams) without pregnancies.
What's this unlimited sex you're talking about?
Re:Bush Family Trees (Score:2, Funny)
Ye what!? Grandpa Bush was a Dune fan? Next thing you're gonna tell me G.W. is Baron Harkonnen denying the Fremen their hajj and hordes of desert-dwelling bearded men will use the natural resource found in their sands as leverage.
Re:Won't matter (Score:3, Funny)
1913 just called. It wants its historically inevitable utopianism back.
Re:Correction to Last Sentence (Score:2, Funny)
Re:BBC News is going to hell. (Score:3, Funny)
THANK GOD
You have made my day by suggesting 1000 years from now America won't be governed by George Z. Bush
Re:Doctor dick, tits, and technology fails it. (Score:3, Funny)
THANKS to technology.
And beer, don't forget the beer.
Re:I'm confused... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:On a serious note, .... (Score:3, Funny)
It can be, just look at Downs Syndrome or dwarfism or albinism to see how much a simple genetic change can cause quite large body morphisms. Imagine if some unfortunate had all 3 plus excessive hairyness. They'd look like me.
Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. (Score:4, Funny)
Speak for yourself, shorty.
Ahh the wonders of Alcohol (Score:2, Funny)
Re:On a serious note, .... (Score:1, Funny)
Dude, I live here.... Can I come visit you?
Re:whoever wrote the article is gay. (Score:2, Funny)