Microsoft or Google? 490
Undecided asks: "I will be graduating next April, and I have been fortunate enough to receive job offers from both Microsoft and Google. This has left me with a bit of a conundrum, however — I'm having real difficulty deciding which offer to accept. Putting aside compensation and other personal circumstances that will factor into my decision, what is the Slashdot community's take on this? Am I crazy not to go with Google? I am especially interested in the insight of others working in the computer science industry, in particular those who may have experienced what it's like to work at both companies."
sony? (Score:5, Funny)
brands. (Score:1, Funny)
Alternatives (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Seattle Rain (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Advice from a professor... (Score:2, Funny)
You're kidding (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Come on.... (Score:5, Funny)
Any more info on that? I've always wondered how people on slashdot figured out my real name.
verb conjugation and pirates (Score:3, Funny)
This is decidedly off-topic, but I had to try three times before I managed to get past "Microsoft were a..." and "Google have constantly...", etc.
As it's not talk like a pirate day, I am left with two possible explanations:
I'm hoping you be a pirate, mainly because I be lookin fer some software on the cheap...err, I mean booty, ARRRRR!!!
What is your job? (Score:5, Funny)
If you are a janitor, then pick the one with the least floor area.
If you are a security guard, Google is probably safer from disgruntled customers or workers going postal.
If you are a window cleaner, go with Google. I hear the chicks are hotter.
If you are a chef, go with Google, cos their food sounds pretty good.
If you are a maintenance tech, go with MSFT - rigid corporates are less likley to ride their scooters into the wall.
If you are a russian spy, work for MSFT. They are evil.
If you are an X-ray technician, WTF are you doing in IT....
Re:Location, Location, Location (Score:5, Funny)
You've obviously never slept on the floor in a server room.
Re:Seattle Rain (Score:5, Funny)
Everything he said is a lie. It's a miserable place with lots of rain and overcast days. Seasonal depression sets in hard and fast. It takes all my willpower not to spend my time painting my nails black while listening to The Cure.
Re:Advice from a professor... (Score:1, Funny)
http://www.google.com/support/jobs/bin/static.py?
Re:False (Score:5, Funny)
Manager: You really like working here?
Peon: Yep, this is a fun job!
Manager: Great to hear! By the way.. there would even be more fun if you stayed 2-3 hours more each day.
Peon: Great! Do I get paid for that?
Manager: Err.. no. But it will be fun though, I promise!
Peon: Ok!
Re:Seattle Rain (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah... bad city. Lots of rain. Move away. Earthquakes. Weak beer.
Shush, you fool! (Score:3, Funny)
*ahem* Yes you are right the weather is terrible and all the people here are really rude and there are not any hot chicks! PLEASE STAY IN CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS!
Re:verb conjugation and pirates (Score:3, Funny)
Not everyone here speaks US English.
... so Pirate English it is then... ;-)
Re:Advice from a professor... (Score:3, Funny)
Still, location is still key. If it's the same location, well... why not Google? It will look cooler on your resume
If you get sick of it you can always move to Microsoft. I hear the other way around gets you sued
http://news.com.com/Microsoft+sues+over+Google+hi
Re:Seattle Rain (Score:4, Funny)
I want to read the rest of the thread, but now I am transfixed on the idea of floating on a cloud of soft, soft boobies.
There went my productivity for the day......
My 2 cents (Score:2, Funny)
with several outstanding programs
already in the wild, Open Source
or otherwise, I would go with
Microsoft.
Google is looking for talent and
they seem to have plenty. It would
be more difficult to stand out in
their environment. Microsoft has
some talented programmers, do not
get me wrong, BUT Microsoft SEEMS
not to really care about product
quality.
Just my 2 cents worth. No I do NOT
program, unless you consider IBM 360
assembler, programming. I do not.
Wrong 2 seasons (Score:2, Funny)
1) Winter
and
2) Construction
Re:What is your job? (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, but they're much more likely to throw chairs around.
Re:Advice from a professor... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:sony? (Score:2, Funny)
Bzzt! If you have to ask, you're too stupid to work for Google.
LOL (Score:2, Funny)