samzenpus from the all-the-powers-of-a-man-sized-snail dept.
slidersv writes "Reuters is reporting discovery of radioactive snails in the area where three hydrogen bombs were lost by US in the 1966. The radioactive creatures crawl up from underground, where authorities suspect deposits of uranium and plutonium may be located."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail