Soft Tissue Discovered In T-Rex Bone 345
kubla2000 writes, "Paleontologists have discovered soft tissue inside the fossilized thigh bone of a T-Rex. The tissue included blood vessels, bone cells, and perhaps even blood cells." From the article: "When paleontologists find fossilized dinosaur bones during a dig, they usually do everything in their power to protect them, using tools like toothbrushes to carefully unearth the bones without inflicting any damage. However, when scientists found a massive Tyrannosaurus rex thigh bone in a remote region of Montana a few months ago, they were forced to break the bone in two in order to fit it into the transport helicopter. This act of necessity revealed a startling surprise: soft tissue that had seemingly resisted fossilization still existed inside the bone. This tissue... was so well preserved that it was still stretchy and flexible."
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*sigh*
Jurassic Park Anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
JURASSIC PARK! (Score:3, Funny)
PLEASE don't tell Michael Chrichton! (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Jurrasic Park (Score:5, Funny)
Can we pull the DNA and clone it? (Score:4, Funny)
duh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory Jurrasic Park (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDckbqhpW8 [youtube.com]
obvious question (Score:3, Funny)
You make soup out of bones? Get it? T-Rex soup? Sigh, evermind...
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http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/
I'm looking forward to future news stories about the impending release of Windows 95 and the announcement of the Apple Mac's shift to the PPC platform from the m68k.
AFAIK, We, the Creationists, are excavating... (Score:0, Funny)
Quoth Slashdot article,
Have you ever seen a child brush their teeth? If it weren't for fragile bristles, there would be nothing left of the poor soul's mouth. That given, now all those matured (non-aborted) fetuses can get their revenge on this excavation site. It is my determination that the wonderful creationists are brushing history away as we speak. As an environmentalist, I am against this excavation! Someone needs to make these excavators stop pulling ancient ruins and decaying material from the natural environment. Soon, we will have none left for *sing* Future Generations(R) */sing* to excavate.
These said, it's the duty of all environmentalists around the world to plant skeletal remains of modern dead and decaying creations, to deter these creationists from finding the Holiest of relics. For the execution of these matters, I the Father of all that is naked and green due appoint Green Peace and their agents for any of the duties as needed to Cleric or Barrister the matter from causing further tresspass.
The Oath of Office shall acceptable and the office there derive be filled on the first Saturday at noon, and begin processing durring banking hours Monday through Friday nine o'clock in the morning until five o'clock after noon.
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"tissue in bone" (Score:3, Funny)
It depends on how it died.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Fossilized Slashdot Headlines Presented As Fresh News
Unlimited energy! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:wow, youre under arrest! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh Boy... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yeah? Then who are all of those people I line up with every year to see him at the mall? HMM??? You've tried to put us down for years with all of your "facts" and "science," but we all know the truth.
Keep talking like that, mister, and you're going to find a lump of coal in your stocking this year...
Preach it brother! (Score:2, Funny)
That is the promise that study of Clausology holds out to all of mankind and people here are scoffing at it? I think they're astroturfers here on behalf of the oil industry...
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T-Rex: It's what's for dinner!
T-Rex-Bone steak anyone?
Ob. Jurassic Park (Score:3, Funny)
Re:JURASSIC PARK! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:OLD Repost! (Score:5, Funny)
http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=19853
http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=14362
get's to use the exact same joke twice!
Re:PLEASE don't tell Michael Chrichton! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh Boy... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh come on, nobody seriously questions the existence of Santa Claus. All of us gentile children receive very real, tangible evidence of his existence. This sets Santa Claus head and shoulders above characters like God, Jesus, the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the FSM (pasta be upon him!). We could debate whether or not there really is a Santa Clause, but it's really a moot question. The debate would serve no purpose in the face of overwhelming evidence of Santa's continued existence.
The more interesting argument, I think, is why Santa continues to hold to medieval beliefs about the inherent superiority of the children of the aristocracy. He continues to this day to give the children of wealthy parents higher value gifts and a higher overall average number of presents. Clearly he missed the bourgeois revolution.
This doesn't matter (Score:2, Funny)
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A thought experiment. (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, work with me here...
Instead of filling in the holes with frog DNA, what would happen if we used the late Liberace's DNA? I can imagine immediate benefits to both zoological research and Vegas. Would we get, for instance:
(Thought experiment segues into dream sequence. Location: Mr. Newton's agent's office. We only hear the agent's end of the phone conversation in progress.)
"...but Wayne, baby...you know this is killing me as much as it's killing you! All I'm saying is that ya just can't get a paying gig in this town anymore unless you weight 6,000 pounds, are greenish-brown and can belt out show tunes on a Steinway. This Liberzilla fellow has just got the entire place by the short hairs! Listen--Wayne, sweetheart...I got an idea! I know this plastic surgeon, see, who also dabbles around with Human Growth Hormone...what's that? You know it, Kiddo, the stuff's illegal...but this is your career we're talking about! So hear me out here..."
(Dream sequence fast forwards 10 years ahead)
Slashdot headline:
Apple Calls It Quits on the iPod and iTunes
brontobassist writes,
(End Dream Sequence. End thought experiment.)
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The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
—Ed Bluestone
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Cluck cluck (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Faster than light... (Score:1, Funny)
In Jurassic Russia... (Score:1, Funny)
Tastes NOTHING like chicken (Score:3, Funny)
So two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"