Scientists Shocked as Arctic Polar Route Revealed 568
Paladin144 writes "A route unencumbered by perennial sea ice leading directly to the North Pole has been revealed by recent satellite pictures. European scientists indicated their shock as they noted a ship could sail from Europe's northern-most outpost directly to the pole, something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history. The rapid thawing of the perennial sea ice has political implications as the U.S., Canada, Russia and the EU jockey for control of the newly opened passages."
Is it just me (Score:4, Funny)
What was the joke?
pr0n (Score:4, Funny)
Now look, I've seen quite a few movies where they go straight to the pole. No dialogue, nothing. Seriously.
More to the point... (Score:3, Funny)
strategic paradigm shift... (Score:4, Funny)
Market solution for the extinction of polar bears (Score:3, Funny)
Shocking? Not really... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Shocking? Not really... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:More to the point... (Score:1, Funny)
No, but they did find Al Gore claiming to have invented the route. Oh, and that he did so to save the children.
Pictures? (Score:2, Funny)
If the scientists want us to believe that the polar ice caps are melting, then we (the public) are going to want to see pictures.
Sorry, without pictures, I don't believe it. Anyway, I've got to go now, because I've got to pick up my kids from school in my SUV.
Re:strategic paradigm shift... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Language and assumption troubles (Score:5, Funny)
I think it's safe to say that humankind is a temporary feature.
Polemic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There goes Santa Claus (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah. I read somewhere that he was bought out by Wallmart, and then dismantled.
- John
Re:Look on the bright side (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Language and assumption troubles (Score:5, Funny)
>2. There was technology throughout most of human history that recorded Arctic ice cover?
Haven't you heard of diaries?
Mar 4th 1437
Still cold and boring. Caught breakfast. Fish again. Went for a walk to warm up. Noticed a bit of a crack in the ice and followed that for a while. Bumped into a big pole sticking out the ground. WTF? Some gnarly guy nearby said 'That'll be the North one, sonny.' Maybe someone hammered the pole in too hard and it cracked the ice? Walked back home. Fish for supper.
If that's not evidence, I don't know what is.
Don't forget... (Score:5, Funny)
Too small to mention, heh? I'll let you know we've never lost a single war against Russia nor the U.S... and we seriously intend to keep the record perfect!
Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. (Score:0, Funny)
You failed geography, right? Most of California and New York are above sea level, way above the 10 to 15 feet the sea level is expected to rise over the next century. Now Virginia Beach, Virginia, home of Pat Robertson, GONE. And not a moment too soon.
Re:Shocking? Not really... (Score:2, Funny)
What can I say? I like snow!
Roll on ice cap melting and the shutdown of the gulf stream.....
Re:Don't forget... (Score:5, Funny)
(My theory on lutefisk is that it originates from an ancient Viking recipe for cleaning dried blood from weapons and armor... then one day a bored and drunken Nord tried eating it and didn't die)
Re:Shocking? Not really... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:strategic paradigm shift... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Polemic (Score:4, Funny)
Priorities?!?! (Score:5, Funny)
This! This! is why I want to vote communist!
Re:Shocking? Not really... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:action please (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Language and assumption troubles (Score:3, Funny)
"We can extract ice cores and easily date the layers."
No, actually, we can't. You're thinking _ANTARCTIC_ ice layers, not Arctic. Arctic ice is _sea ice_ and as sea ice, it melts and refreezes and it _moves_ all over the damn place.
Just to clarify further, since the ice has melted over the passage way it would be damned hard to get an ice core ;-]
Jaj
Re:Don't forget... (Score:3, Funny)
Forget Norway!
Kenyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. (Score:5, Funny)
No ice? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Shocking? Not really... (Score:2, Funny)
Hee hee, I'm sorry, I stopped reading at this point because I was laughing so hard. I know, it's late at night and I'm a little bit tipsy, but it really is funny, mainly because you sound like you mean it.
Re:Lutefisk explained (Score:3, Funny)
A friend of mine in high school had a Norwegian grandfather. His mother made lutefisk for him one christmas and their cat hid for days.
Re:Defensive wall (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Look on the bright side (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Language and assumption troubles (Score:2, Funny)
You're Welcome (Score:4, Funny)
But now, thanks to good old Yankee know-how, we have created one for you. Long-dreamed of commercial trade oppertunties have been opened to you! No, no, there's no reason to thank us. Really. It was our pleasure.
If there's anything else you need that can be accomplished via massive greed, sloth, and lack of self-awareness, don't hesitate to ask us.
Re:The implications... (Score:5, Funny)
Global warming skeptics (Score:3, Funny)
La la la - I can't hear you...
Re:Defensive wall (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Arctic melting (Score:5, Funny)
I built mine out of straw (Score:3, Funny)
Planetary Distress Signal ...? (Score:4, Funny)
-- Sarek: "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
Re:Shocking? Not really... (Score:5, Funny)
In the United States, 200 years ago was an ancient age, but 200 miles is right around the corner.
In Britain, 200 years ago was just yesterday, but 200 miles is the next galaxy.
:-)
Re:Lutefisk explained (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Planetary Distress Signal ...? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Look on the bright side (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Defensive wall (Score:3, Funny)
No, the cat does not "got my tongue." (Score:2, Funny)
Looks like we dodged another murderous ice age. Whew!
Oh, wait, that's not the politically correct answer, is it?