California Sues Automakers for Global Warming 725
ajs writes "Reuters is reporting that the state of California is suing automakers over global warming. California is claiming that automakers have 'harmed the resources, infrastructure and environmental health,' of the state. The targeted automakers are Ford Motor Co., General Motors Corp., Toyota Motor Corp., Chrysler Motors Corp., Honda Motor Co. and Nissan Motor Co."
*smug grin* (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, I always knew my Kia was safe for the environment.
Countersue (Score:5, Funny)
Nuisance Suits for Dummies? (Score:5, Funny)
Let me see if have this straight...
If the complaint names specific instances where the auto industry refused to comply with CA's standards, I don't blame the AG for filing the suit. Otherwise, I agree with the "nuisance suit" response.
Re:Ford and GM (Score:3, Funny)
Next candidates for lawsuit... (Score:3, Funny)
The heating and cooling industry: all that waste heat from AC and furnace gets radiated into the environment, contributing to warmer temperatures.
The taxpayer industry: all those nasty humans breathe out CO2. They are responsible for a significant portion of Carbon Dioxide emissions.
fight warming (Score:2, Funny)
Car pollution that serious? (Score:3, Funny)
But livestock taxes, gas taxes, and emission fines (that hurt poor people, who drive older cars) would negatively affect the governor's approval rating.
And a major component of city smog is ozone, which they would have even more of if they switched from gas cars to hybrid or electric. It's hard to blame car makers for that.
Disclaimer: I don't live in California anymore.
This is the Colbert Repor.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh for the love of..... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Car pollution that serious? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:*smug grin* (Score:1, Funny)
So in other words, they're saying the Ford Focus (26/34mpg), GM Chevy Cobalt (25/34), Toyota Prius (60/51), Chrysler Sebring (22/30), Honda Insight (60/66), and Nissan Sentra (28/35) are bad for the environment?
No, I suppose they're referring to the Ford Expedition (14/17mpg), GMC Yukon (13/17), Toyota Land Cruiser (13/17), Chrysler 300C/SRT-8 (14/20), Honda Ridgeline (16/21), and Nissan Titan (14/18).
They may have a point.
Re:Countersue (Score:3, Funny)
I'm confused. Why are we worried about the CO2, when it's the methane that's the problem?
And isn't the bigger greenhouse problem the methane coming from bullshit spewing out of their mouths?
Which reminds me... Once upon a time, bullshit came out of a bull's ass, and horseshit came out of a horse's ass. Life was simple.
Two years ago, in an election-year fit of pique, California voters passed a $3B stem cell [smartvoter.org] research bill, and now look at us. All we have to show for our $3B is a bunch of genetically-enhanced horses' asses that can switch between spewing bullshit and horseshit, out of either their asses or their asses' mouths. And we gave them all the keys to the Treasury.
Tip the United States on its left, and everything loose lands in California.
In Soviet Californiastan... (Score:5, Funny)
Disgraceful (Score:3, Funny)
Whoever did that- It is an insult to retarded people everywhere.
Re:You drive an SUV? *YOU* are the problem (Score:2, Funny)
I drive a 1972 station wagon that probably gets less.
I also have a bike that gets about 50mpg... if I'm not driving it. 35-40mpg when I am.
Why do I have these gas guzzlers? Because I love them. I don't drive them to get from point to point. I use them for that purpose, but I drive them because I love driving them. I love the way they sound. I love the way they feel. That doesn't make me an idiot. If I bought an ugly car with poor performance that saved gas and wasn't any fun for _me_ to drive, then I would be an idiot.
I don't complain about how many hours a day you probably spend on WoW... despite how much of a waste _I_ think it is. Perhaps you shouldn't complain about my hobbies.b
Time to invade (Score:2, Funny)
They should sue themselves. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Political statement only (Score:3, Funny)
Yup, and didn't Arnie play a part in getting the Humvee available as a civilian vehicle?
This suit is like saying that McDonalds is responible for people not watching their diet.
The Real Offender (Score:4, Funny)
Yes! I'm finally no longer responsible! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh for the love of..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not Quite... (Score:2, Funny)