New Tolkien Story To be Published 387
vingilot writes "CNN reports that Christopher Tolkien has edited and will release a new book by his father. From the article: 'Christopher Tolkien has spent the past 30 years working on "The Children of Hurin," an epic tale his father began in 1918 and later abandoned. Excerpts of "The Children of Hurin," which includes the elves and dwarfs of Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" and other works, have been published before.'"
Well! I stand corrected. (Score:5, Funny)
More LOTR deluxe sets (Score:2, Funny)
Story will not include "Hobbitses" (Score:5, Funny)
Balrogs? (Score:5, Funny)
LOTR... the stage show (Score:1, Funny)
Beyond "Lost Tales" and "Unfinished Tales"... (Score:5, Funny)
Legolas Atreides (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well! I stand corrected. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Greedy Children (Score:5, Funny)
Trilogy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I felt a tremor in the force (Score:5, Funny)
My elven is rusty - please tell me... (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Trilogy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bag It (Score:3, Funny)
If you prefer not to have read anything since the appendices to LOTR, then feel free not to.
As for the movies, they sucked, Jackson made significant changes to the plot just because he could, the acting was roundly horrible, the CG was obvious and not very convincing, and Liv Tyler is ugly.
so there.
loorddd Riings 4 Reevengee of Kinng (Score:1, Funny)
name sounds familiar (Score:5, Funny)
"he hid that book up his ass for 30 years."
Re:Greedy Children (Score:5, Funny)
He could have engaged in spontaneous human combustion while holding the original manuscript.
Re:Balrogs? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Bag It (Score:3, Funny)
Get thee to an opthamologist!
STB
Re:Herbert's Dune Series (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Elves and Dwarfs? (Score:3, Funny)
Well, except to Gollum.
Nasty hobbitses!
Not that I'd point out Gollum as a paragon of proper speech, mind you...
Re:Bag It (Score:2, Funny)
Good Lord, I want to see the women in YOUR world!
Re:Whatever happened to his Beowulf? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bag It (Score:5, Funny)
As opposed to all those movies starring REAL balrogs and cave trolls?
Re:Just a money grab? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dwarfs (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, business major.
Re:Trilogy (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks for letting us know, Kevin.
Re:Just a money grab? (Score:4, Funny)
OR should it be "How on middle-earth was that comment deemed 'Funny'?"
Now that's funny!
*Tumbleweed rolls accross in background as people stay silent*
I for one.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:More LOTR deluxe sets (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just a money grab? (Score:1, Funny)
I've got an idea. Joggle, can buy this book, and George Lucas can "digitally enhance" Jackson's LOTR movies. Gandalf will strike the Balrog first, and the Orcs can be changed to Ewoks, and speak like Ja Ja.
Apologies for the bad dreams that will come to you tonight.
> Uh, we're not talking about a snot-nosed punk trying to make a quick buck.
> The guy's eighty years old and has dedicated much of his life to his father's
> literary legacy, trying to make sense of his notes and half-finished stories
> (see the Silmarillion.)
So if a young guy cashes in, he's a snot-nosed punk.
If an old geezer does, he's "trying to preserve his fathers's legacy"?
C'mon, unless you are arguing when he released the Silmarilion he was a snot-nosed punk. in which case I'd agree.
Re:Dwarfs (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, engineering.
Re:Abandoned? (Score:3, Funny)