Plastic Batteries Coming Soon? 200
Roland Piquepaille writes "Engineers at Brown University have built a prototype of a hybrid plastic battery that uses a conductive polymer. The system, which marries the power of a capacitor with the storage capacity of a battery, can store and deliver power efficiently. For example, during performance testing, 'it delivered more than 100 times the power of a standard alkaline battery.' Still, it's unlikely that such a device can appear on the market before several years."
Finally!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Ouch (Score:5, Funny)
The engines canna take it no more! (Score:5, Funny)
Scotty: The engines, they canna take it no more, they'll blow for sure
ENERGIZER BUNNY INTERRUPTS: *clang* *clang* *clang*
Announcer: Compared to regular dilithium crystals engines powered by new Energizer Polymer crystals last twice as long.
ENERGIZER BUNNY: *clang* *clang* *clang*
[fade to black, Enterprise exploding in the background]
Is this the Batacitor? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ouch (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, the resistance of the tongue would probably limit the current to a safe level, even if the battery were capable of much bigger current than today's batteries.
-- TeknoHog, ruining perfectly good jokes with technical facts since 1978.Re:Ouch (Score:2, Funny)