Newest Job Qualification — A Good Credit History 1064
Alien54 writes quotes an article from The Day that says "In the past, only banks and financial service companies routinely ran credit checks on potential employees. But employers in other sectors increasingly are including [credit checks] in the screening process to assess applicants' honesty and integrity, traits not readily gleaned from a résumé. US employers' use of credit checks increased 55 percent over the last five years, according to Spherion, a recruitment and staffing firm with offices around the country.... "The credit check has become a general measure of responsibility and organization," said industrial psychologist Carl Greenberg, senior vice president of Spherion. "If you cannot organize your finances, how are you going to responsibly organize yourself for a company? Organization is a measure of responsibility."
McDonald's anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
McDonald's Fast Food Job Application
DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
Re:Little Suzy - Wrong! (Score:2, Funny)
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I suspect a link to the Toilet Paper industry as well.
Re:But that's Catch-22 (Score:3, Funny)
Come now, do you seriously believe that the lazy, shiftless populations of the poor aren't making themselves richer because of 'obstacles' or 'elitist so-and-sos'? As a business owner and member of the ruling class, you should recognize that the only reason they don't make money magically appear is that they lack gumption and that pick-yourself-up-by-the-bootstrap attitude that you and I possess. We are supposed to feel sorry for those who choose to remain in poverty because they are simply too lazy to make a better life for themselves?[/sarcasm]
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Screw them all. (Score:5, Funny)
Credit card companies, credit reference agencies and debt collection agencies deserve everything they get. They all live off people's missery. Would the world be a better place without them? Oh yes.
Due to redundancy, taking a new job close to family on lower wages and getting my partner pregnant, I fell into debt. For three years I learnt to play the game. Soon I will play the game again.
Note that I have no idea how to play the game in the USA nor would I want to.
1. Register with a debt charity. There are plenty. Listen to their advice but do not act on all of it.
2. Arrange low payment plans. Tell them you are registered will a debt charity. Tell creditors that you need £20 a week to spend on alcohol. £20? Oh yes. I don't drink but the game says you can claim this as a reasonable living expense. Cigarettes, no. Booze, yes. Amazing. Yearly holidays to visit family are also reasonable. They will stop the interest payments at this stage.
3. Move house if you are renting. It's easily done and will buy you another 12 months.
4. Save the money you would normally use to pay creditors monthly. Don't give them a penny.
5. Change your phone number. It's easlily done. Tell the phone company you are being harrased nightly by creditors. Everything should be done in writing.
6. Stand in front of a magistrate. It's scarey but it will buy you more time before the baliffs come knocking.
7. Demand to see the credit agreements you signed. Some creditor are so sloppy that they cannot find their own records. It will buy you a few more months anyway.
8. Finally, a few days before the baliffs come a knocking, phone your creditors. Offer them a settlement figure of 50%. You have the money because you've not been paying them for 24 months (see point 4). They ALL accept 60% but 50% is a good starting figure. Tell them you've just sold your car and if they don't take the money you'll spend it on a new car.
9. After you are debt free apply for a credit card. All greedy credit card companies will give you one. Use it the pay for the weekly shopping and no more. Pay it all off. Now you've just saved a month's worth of shopping bills.
10. Get your credit limit increased. Take out personal loans. Lather, rince and repeat and save yourself 40% on all your big purchases.
It takes brass bollocks at times but it's all part of the game.
Employ me or not. I can survive just fine without your job.
Re:Little Suzy. (Score:2, Funny)
You cheat on your wife and she finds out for herself: you're screwed.
Why? Utilitarian philosophy.