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Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant 215

An anonymous reader writes "Wanted: Bright graduate student to assist world-famous scientist. International travel, developing computer systems and dealing with the press required. Renowned astrophysicist and best-selling author Stephen Hawking has announced he is looking for a graduate student to work for him for one to two years. Dust off those CVs, kids!"
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Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant

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  • Re:One to two years? (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @08:58PM (#16056603)
    Just like a lightbulb he could die at any moment, but if you model his predicted time of death with an exponential distribution, the fact that he survived 45 years supports the hypothesis that he has a large exponential distribution half-life, not a small one.
  • Re:You're Fired! (Score:3, Interesting)

    by AuMatar ( 183847 ) on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @09:06PM (#16056630)
    Don't be dissin da MC/a. [mchawking.com]
  • by JavaManJim ( 946878 ) on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @09:34PM (#16056718)
    Alas I am too old and creaky and the wrong discipline, computer science, myself to qualify for job. But what a chance! To actually live, rather than read, those books and concepts that Hawkings ponders. What a way to expand one's imagination. Then the quotidian tasks for a person of this intellectual stature would seem light.

    My sincere and most envious congratulations to whomever gets this position,
    Jim
  • ALS (Score:5, Interesting)

    by jd ( 1658 ) <imipak@yahoGINSBERGo.com minus poet> on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @10:04PM (#16056839) Homepage Journal
    It's probably not going to be easy to diagnose at this stage - not only because it likely advanced far beyond the point 99.9% of sufferers would be tested, making any kind of direct comparison impossible, but also because he has survived so long, and we therefore have no data whatsoever on what ALS would look like at this point, and also because the disease has not progressed significantly for some time - it stopped and even reversed a very little at one point. Sure, you can study the existing damage, but without an active element, there would be nothing to test for.


    Actually, it shouldn't be too hard to identify the illness, even from an armchair, for exactly the reasons I outlined. The number of neurologically degenerative diseases that actually spontaneously go into remission is not exactly high. That alone should eliminate the vast majority of ALS-like diseases to something much more manageable. We also have video footage from different stages. Horison did a documentary on Professor Hawking prior to him losing his speech to the trachea operation. We certainly have video footage of him since. Again, that should allow you to exclude certain possibilities. Finally, although a lot of his body has no motor control worth speaking of, his hands most evidently do as that is how he controls the chair and the voice synthesizer, although he's not exactly a speed demon on typing with it. His face also does - he doesn't lack the ability to show emotions.


    Oh, that made me think of something else. Those are the same muscles he pushed the hardest from shortly before being diagnosed until he became a total invalid. He would swing on trees extensively, according to his mother in one documentary. It's suspected his heavy physical exercise regimen may have contributed to the disease slowing down and stopping later on in his life, but I believe it to be highly significant that the muscles he pushed the most suffered the least. Again, that can't possibly be characteristic of too many conditions.


    From these well-documented and well-established facts, it should be easy to go through those conditions which Professor Hawking might have and discard those that simply don't behave in the way observed. (Or, to pull a Sherlock Holmes, reject the impossible and whatever is left - however improbable - must be correct. This doesn't work in practice for most things, but in this one case, there will be few enough possibilities that eliminating the impossible should be very doable indeed.)

  • Re:Not a student.. (Score:4, Interesting)

    by archen ( 447353 ) on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @10:46PM (#16056996)
    Well if you're going for a sort of academic career, then the next "level" I would think would be this sort of apprenticeship. Which would be pretty cool considering there are many people capable of getting a doctorate, but only one such opportunity to work for Stephen Hawking. I imagine that if you could land that job then your resume would only need one sentence. "Stephen Hawking picked ME to work for him".
  • by JavaManJim ( 946878 ) on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @10:54PM (#16057018)
    Bedpans and diapers. There is something to be learned even by emptying bedpans and wiping from diapers. Life is not all sweetness and light. Drudgery too offers dimensions to grow. Depends on what you think about when your mind is .0001% occupied. Even then, you are doing a good thing for that person and thus mankind.

    Then for the other 99.9999%. For math things and my mind. I create a mental ball within my mind, a virtual brain if you will, and let that intuitively come back with my answer. One of my projects is that I am going back to make really sure I understand the language of basic math through integrals and thats how the answers return this time around.

    Thanks for the replies and thoughts too. They spark ideas out there in SlashdotLand (oh no, a pun on Flatland. Forgive me.).

    back to reading,
    Jim
  • by Almost-Retired ( 637760 ) on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @11:03PM (#16057047) Homepage
    Chuckle, ten years in graduate school? One wag friend of mine once made the comment that he was a professional student sincve he was laying around for 2 years taking time filler classes until his future wife could graduate. It seemed to fit in that case, does it here?

    Don't take me too serious, I could be jealous, of the people who do have that luxury, usually with daddy paying the bills. Me? I had a health problem that ran me out of school back in '48 or so, and I've been chaseing electrons and making them do usefull/entertaining/educational work since. And frankly, if I could replay it, there is only one thing I'd consider changing, and thats that my first wife had a stroke and died at age 34. She was a good woman...

    I've had the pleasure of pure serendipity helping me out, having been at the right place, at the right time, to help do some interesting things, like being a bench tech at a smallish so-cal company that was building what was then the smallest tv camera around. So I had fingerprints on the innards of the tv cameras that were on the Trieste when it went down into the mohole back in the 60's. No cameras were there before, and no cameras have been there since, 37,000+ feet deep in the pacific, the deepest place in the worlds oceans. Was it fun? Damned betcha. Can others claim to have been there? Yes, about 10 people at that company, and an unknown number of sailors who were responsible for seeing to it the gondola of the Treiste didn't implode when the exterior pressure against that cast iron ball was up to around 18,000 psi. Since there were two small sailors in it at the time, it was probably sustained by all the praying.

    There is more to this story, but its been related here at least twice already so I won't bore the old hands by repeating myself tonight.

    --
    Cheers, Gene
  • Yeah, but go figure (Score:4, Interesting)

    by PCM2 ( 4486 ) on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @11:07PM (#16057058) Homepage
    Kind of a long commitment, especially considering that Hawking has ALS and could croak at any time
    You've heard him talk. For TV interviews and the like, he usually has a number of preprogrammed responses for likely questions etc. An original response to a question takes a long time for him to cue up. So go figure how long it must take him to write and edit a book (for example). This assistant position is likely to be quite demanding, not the least of which requiring a lot of patience. One to two years sounds like a relatively brief time.
  • Re:ALS (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Lord Aurora ( 969557 ) on Wednesday September 06, 2006 @11:29PM (#16057129)
    Or, to pull a Sherlock Holmes, reject the impossible and whatever is left - however improbable - must be correct.

    Actually, that's technically pulling an Occam, as it's a variation on Occam's Razor [wikipedia.org]. Yeah, yeah, Holmes said it like that, but Occam's razor is generally thought to be the foundation for Holmes' theory. Er...Doyle's theory, as it were.

  • Re:You're Fired! (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Stormwatch ( 703920 ) <rodrigogirao@POL ... om minus painter> on Thursday September 07, 2006 @12:43AM (#16057383) Homepage
    I dig the description for this animation on Newgrounds: "This submission is appropriate for all audiences" "Users who enjoyed this entry also enjoyed: French Erotic Film." Nevermind the grand unification theory, I'd just like to know anyone can unify a Hawking rendition of Rocket Man with French erotic film. Oh, wait...No. No I really don't.
    Actually, "French Erotic Film" is not French, nor erotic, nor a film -- it's just the first episode in Andrew Kepple's animutation epic trilogy "Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ". [albinoblacksheep.com]
  • by CrankyOldBastard ( 945508 ) on Thursday September 07, 2006 @02:07AM (#16057633)
    some of the greatest and most disparate minds and egos on the planet.

    And that's the real rub - his ego can be a bit, shall we say awkward. I'd expect you'd need a very thick skin to deal with him on a day to day basis, unless he's mellowed a LOT over time.

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