Commodore 64 Confuses Austrian Police 470
toomanyairmiles writes, "It seems that Wolfgang Priklopil, the communications technician who kidnapped Austrian pre-teen Natascha Kampusch, relied on a Commodore 64 as his primary machine. Interestingly this is presenting some problems to the Austrian computer forensics people. Major General Gerhard Lang of the Federal Criminal Investigations Bureau told reporters it would 'complicate investigators' efforts' and would be difficult to transfer the files to modern computers 'without loss.' Could this be the latest in the criminal world's security strategy? Can we expect to see Spectrums, Archimedes, and Atari STs turning up in police investigations soon?"
The Charge? (Score:5, Funny)
FINALLY (Score:3, Funny)
let me at it!! (Score:4, Funny)
Even Better (Score:5, Funny)
C64 Data Cassettes (Score:3, Funny)
if he was really serious.. (Score:1, Funny)
Simple answer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Charge? (Score:5, Funny)
abacus porn? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Forget security by obscurity... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is retarded (Score:2, Funny)
Only on slashdot... (Score:5, Funny)
From TFA (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:1, Funny)
Top Ten Reasons Why Austrian Police... (Score:3, Funny)
10.There's no USB port
9. Austrian govenment mandate that all computers must be able to play music from "The Sound of Music".
8. Investigators were at Oktoberfest the day they taught pre Windows XP forensics.
7. Unable to install popular folk dancing software on Commodore 64.
6. Jokes about the situation being hopeless but not serious in Austria have become true.
5. Police still worried about riots after UPC Arena name change.
4. There's no USB port
3. The floppy drive is WAY to big
2. The modem baud rate is slower than pooh
1. Can't copy and paste without a mouse
Re:Only on slashdot... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Forget security by obscurity... (Score:4, Funny)
He was probably looking forward to undeleting the contents of the drives. How long do you figure it took him to do so?
Hope you scrubbed them first.
Arial??? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
But why would someone go out of their way to continue to use it?
Are you kidding? Obviously, because the hottest geek chick on the planet is into them! See:
"Super-hot super-smart geek-chick" [wikipedia.org]
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why go that far? (Score:3, Funny)
Only a terrorist wouldn't use Windows.
One man's linux zealot is another man's freedom fighter?
Re:Top Ten Reasons Why Austrian Police... (Score:1, Funny)
Against common American belief, Bavaria is not part of Austria. That's Germany you're thinking of. I want to make it clear that our police force does *not* require special events to get drunk.
Re:Simple answer (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks, that's exactly the thing that got us into this mess in the first place.
Attention perverts:
STOP Thinking of the children!
Commodore Security for Dummys (Score:2, Funny)
One comment... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Commodore 64 has an RS-232 interface. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
On Slashdot, we don't think he's crazy for hideous crimes. We think he is crazy for using an old computer.
Re:Question (Score:3, Funny)
Re:battery life? (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, here's the funny story. I got the computer, and figured `ok, what do I do with it?' ... so I tried to remember BASIC, and put in this program as soon as I got it working at the office --
10 I = I + 1 ;
20 PRINT "HELLO THERE # ", I
30 GOTO 10
(sorry if I got this wrong. This is the last time I did any BASIC, and it was years before that that I'd last done any.)
In any event, it's still running today. It's up to (let me check) 509176235. It's doing roughly 4.2 iterations/second, with most of the cpu obviously going to scrolling the display. Of course, if I do the math, that only works out to about four years, so I'm not sure what the discrepancy is.
In any event, it's lasted several office moves, and now it's in my garage, with a wal-wart transformer connected and some AA's in the battery slot. The batteries will run it for a remarkably long time, and I just replace them every year or so.
I've been tempted to pull it out and play with it a bit, but I'm reluctant to lose all my uptime ...
Re:Commodore 64 has an RS-232 interface. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Top Ten Reasons Why Austrian Police... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:4, Funny)
Exactly.
Coincidentally, he did the same with a girl, 10 years ago.
MY questions are: Why are people questioning the hardware choices of a psycho kidnapper? Are they actually looking for a coherent thought process they can relate too? Do they want to find one? Should they turn themselves in the nearest psychiatric ward if they do?
Re:Question (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes. Super hot. (Score:2, Funny)
You wouldn't call them smart just because they're hot, would you?
If it was going to get you laid.... :-p
Re:except ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:4, Funny)
In the basement, I have an Altair that I kidnapped from the local uni 25 years ago, that I've been teaching to read Perl and play with Lego Mindstorms. I've named her "nappy", because she likes the nappies and ice cream. I feed it to her on punch cards. We are such a happy computer family together, I don't have to hit her much anymore. I love you, you love me, lalalalaOH SHIT THE COPS ARE HERE@!^&@!!
+++ATH
NO CARRIER
Re:Question (Score:2, Funny)