Goldfish Smarter Than Dolphins 530
flergum writes "While dolphins may have big brains, laboratory rats and goldfish can outwit them. It appears that the large brains are a function of their environment rather than intelligence. From the article: 'Dolphins have a superabundance of glia and very few neurons... The dolphin's brain is not made for information processing it is designed to counter the thermal challenges of being a mammal in water.' I guess this means that the Navy will start recruiting and training goldfish for those mine search and destroy missions."
Smart is one thing... (Score:5, Funny)
But who will rise up... (Score:5, Funny)
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Goldfish smarter? (Score:5, Funny)
Well I'm on to you, dolphins! I'm putting the word out! I know you're smarter than goldfish and
The only thing smarter than a goldfish (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bt6K521o3Y [youtube.com]
Re:Goldfish smarter? (Score:2, Funny)
Smarter or more suicidal? (Score:5, Funny)
Truly an astounding display of cognition.
Douglas Adams will need to change the title to (Score:5, Funny)
Evolution says otherwise (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315 [theonion.com]
So as you can see, Douglas Adams was right all along!Re:Smart is one thing... (Score:5, Funny)
Somebody has to say it (Score:4, Funny)
Goldfish Anomolies (Score:5, Funny)
. o o O ( Where are all the giant-brained goldfish? )
Fish are so passe... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bugs and rats smarter than people???? (Score:5, Funny)
Who won?
I guess a rat brain in a pilot's uniform doesn't pick up as much skirt though.
No, but I'd hazard that a rat brain in a rat picks up a fair bit of tail.
KFG
Dolphin != smart (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Think I prefer dolphins (Score:4, Funny)
in that case (Score:2, Funny)
neurons in the navy ? (Score:1, Funny)
Nope, in the navy, neurons are not mandatory.
Navy Finding Nemo (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Smart is one thing... (Score:5, Funny)
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Hey! Where did that cool plastic castle come from?
Another successful disinformation campaign .. (Score:4, Funny)
You guys have obviously already forgotten about the mice then?
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Obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
What's your point? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Smart is one thing... (Score:2, Funny)
Pesident Regan?!?!? You speak to us from the beyond!!
Re:Smart is one thing... (Score:3, Funny)
Number Two: Gold fish.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated Gold fish.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
Dolphins still TASTE better than Goldfish (Score:3, Funny)
The only comparable goldfish dish is too much like Whitebait.
Re:Is it only me... (Score:1, Funny)
I think a dolphin stole his girlfriend.
Re:U.S. Navy: Dolphins are Damned Smart (Score:2, Funny)
Oh come on, you can't possibly believe this bullshit.
He's a dolphin, he'll believe whatever the govt tells him.
Now, if he were a goldfish ...
Obligatory Simpsons quotation (Score:4, Funny)
Lisa: And, you have to cut these up first. Otherwise, animals get caught in them.
Bart: Only the stupid ones.
Re:The only thing smarter than a goldfish (Score:5, Funny)
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And easily persuaded, too. Badgered by some fish? My dog would make this guy his bitch and have him outside throwing the frisbee all day long.
Re:Smart is one thing... (Score:4, Funny)
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You're surprised by a dupe on Slashdot?
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What were we talking about again?
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Never forget to swim forwards (Score:3, Funny)
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