Homeland Security says 'Patch Windows Now' 381
gregger writes "Wow, so the Department of Homeland Security is really concerned with Microsoft patches now... enough to come out and tell us to patch our machines. This warning, chronicled in eWeek, was issued less than a day after the release of 23 patches from Redmond. So, if you don't apply the patches, then what?"
obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
Patches??? You don't need no stinkin patches!
Then What? (Score:5, Funny)
OMG (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Two Reactions (Score:5, Funny)
This is Slashdot, that last bit was assumed.
Hmm.. (Score:3, Funny)
They buy you a brand new Intel Mac! Courtesy of U.S. taxpayers.
Re:Two Reactions (Score:3, Funny)
Ahh I can see it now... (Score:4, Funny)
Download link for patches (Score:5, Funny)
I now practice secure computer usage. (Score:3, Funny)
Hey! (Score:4, Funny)
Dig out the Duct Tape (Score:2, Funny)
So, if you don't apply the patches, then what?" (Score:3, Funny)
NSA patch (Score:1, Funny)
They won't be able to monitor you as well.
hmm, what's with the black helicoptor outside. Woah, look at the scope on that guys rif
then... (Score:3, Funny)
GET HIM!!!!!
Re:OMG (Score:2, Funny)
Re:NSA patch (Score:4, Funny)
hmm, what's with the black helicoptor outside. Woah, look at the scope on that guys rif
Another strike from the Grammar and Spelling Department (Apostrophe Patrol).
Re:Then What? (Score:5, Funny)
Cracking down on piracy (Score:4, Funny)
I would..... (Score:2, Funny)
68% (Score:4, Funny)
US Threat Level (Score:5, Funny)
The government also raised the security alert level for Windows users from Purple to Pink after Microsoft announced it had foiled a plot to make Windows more secure.
Or (Score:4, Funny)
That's what they WANT you to think
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Re:My dual boot lappy (Score:1, Funny)
Re:They learned the communicty an important lesson (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Two Reactions (Score:5, Funny)
The terrorists win.
Simple logic.
Re:Two Reactions (Score:3, Funny)
You unpatriotic communist raghead whiner! (Score:3, Funny)